Cannibale
By PLS - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - France
You have put three pictures on your profile, but not necessarily pictures of your profile.
Brandon may have an FML, but he ended up marrying Jessica. You found this out by reading “FML, the follow up.”
You had to give your opinion on this new “piece” that the whole world is talking about.
You took your first steps inside the chatroom. Welcome!
Your FML account is now linked to your Facebook account.
You seem to be glued to FML. Shall we set a tent up for you to sleep in?
You left your mark on an illustrated FML’s presentation blog article.
You checked out the profile page belonging to one of the last people to have a look at your profile.
Voting on an FML in the "Work" category on a Monday morning between 8 and 9 a.m. How ironic.
You have voted for 15% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
You have voted for 50% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
You have voted for 100% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
You like to live life randomly, and we salute you.
You gave a Hug to someone. How cute!
You read an FML that mentions a badge, and in return, you've been awarded a badge. A badge inside a badge.
You looked for gold on FML. What more do you want, money?
You've looked for Santa absolutely everywhere, and you managed to find him. Well done!
See, one of you was right.
You've set the cat off again, he's started pushing fruit out of bodies of water. Well done, wrong turn. Go back.
Having said that, my 3 comments on that FML were really worth it.
Reading the comment rules is a really good idea. This badge is sponsored by Alan, our moderator.
You went as far as reading the terms of use. You’re a total FML completist.
You’ve filled out the necessary details. Having done so will be much appreciated.
Hey, you uploaded your photo, and you’re cute as a kitten!
200 "I agree" votes is a good start.
Your FML was denied. We had to at least give you a badge to cheer you up a bit.
Love knows no boundaries. You’ve already added 50 FMLs to your favourites list!
You have voted "You deserved it" over 100 times.
You have looked through 5 pages of the website. That’s a start.
This is now the third time you’ve changed your profile pic.
You found out about the FML Forum, and checked it out.
You are connected to FML via the mobile site or an app. How modern.
You used FML’s private messaging service for the first time. Will they reply? Wait and see…
Editing your comments can help you avoid embarrassment, and it might make you seem smarter.
In "Moderate the FMLs", you voted Yes on a story that was subsequently published. Well done!
It’s nice of you to help us sort out the submissions, using FML’s moderate feature.
Clicking to reply to a comment is a worthy thing to do. To do so without getting buried afterwards is even worthier.
You’ve used your thumb on 1000 comments.
100 of your comments are neither buried or moderated. Popular is your middle name!
You've received 68 Hugs on your profile. Kinky.
You were outside of France when you submitted this FML
You've commented on an FML that you sent in
You have shared 20 FMLs on Twitter, your followers love you and we understand why.
You made your 500th "You deserved it" vote.
You have thumbed 5000 comments.
You have left your thumbprint on 2500 comments.
You've liked 20 FMLs, and your Facebook friends are going to like the FMLs you liked.
Not one, not two, but 50 pages of the Intimacy category read. No comment.
By PLS - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - France
By iLioO - 27/02/2011 13:25 - France
By anonyme - 27/02/2011 23:27 - France
By CarolineB - 28/02/2011 12:41 - France
Je vais essayer de répondre à tout le monde d'un coup. - Il n'y avait pas que cette raison, ne vous inquiétez pas, mais elle en faisait largement partie. - Je ne me fie plus trop au destin, si à chaque signe bizarre j'avais décidé en fonction de ça, ma vie aurait été un sacré bordel croyez-moi. - Enfin, aucune chance pour qu'on se remette ensemble, je trouvais juste ça marrant de partager cette petite anecdote, si le malheur des uns peut faire sourire les autres alors à la bonne heure! (Ah oui et c'est une fille, pas un mec, désolée de vous décevoir dans vos pronostics mais au moins ça supprime les froids qu'il y'a pu avoir dans vos commentaires les uns envers les autres ^^.)
By Houna - 28/02/2011 13:19 - Reserved
By la - 28/02/2011 23:16 - France
By sperm - 03/03/2011 14:33 - France
By Anonyme - 08/03/2011 21:09 - France
By Micmac - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - France
By Kitten_37 - 18/03/2011 21:10 - France
Et oui, c'est encore celle qui s'est vomie dessus0/ Je ne suis pas blonde, je suis rousse, c'est pire XD Et j'y peux rien, j'étais bloquée sur le canapé (bébé à surveiller) et les toilettes étaient pris ! Alors, en tant que fille de bonne famille, il me fallait sauver l'honneur de notre magnifique clic-clac à la housse blanche, et tant qu'à faire, ne pas vomir sur le bébé ! Mais bon, ça a raté :/ PS : 1h auparavant, j'avais mangé de la salade.. (mais j'avais plus assez de place pour le mettre dans ma VDM)
By Cannou - 19/03/2011 21:41 - France
By Lu - 20/03/2011 16:46 - France
By Okutabu - 24/03/2011 21:36 - France
C'est moi l'auteur et finalement je m'en suis bien tiré ^^ Ils se sont dit que c’était de mon âge et ont rien dit a ma sœur. J'ai eu la honte quand même..
By Albock - 27/03/2011 09:50 - France
By Ed. - 28/03/2011 17:31 - France
By bolosss - 29/03/2011 07:01 - France
By gaga44 - 30/03/2011 13:50 - France
By Fail - 30/03/2011 16:36 - France
By Yihi - 30/03/2011 19:06 - France
Bonsoir à tous ! Alors, la balle n'a causé aucun dommage, mais le chien l'a fissuré. Je vous rassure, il va bien, c'est la chose que je suis allée vérifier en premier, il était juste un peu assommé ;) Plus de peur que de mal, mais pour ma vitre c'est pas le top.