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By liuli - 08/04/2011 09:15 - France
You like to live life randomly, and we salute you.
You went as far as reading the terms of use. You’re a total FML completist.
Reading the comment rules is a really good idea. This badge is sponsored by Alan, our moderator.
Voting on an FML in the "Work" category on a Monday morning between 8 and 9 a.m. How ironic.
You checked out the profile page belonging to one of the last people to have a look at your profile.
You wanted you know what the top of the flops of all time was, and now you know.
You seem to be glued to FML. Shall we set a tent up for you to sleep in?
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Brandon may have an FML, but he ended up marrying Jessica. You found this out by reading “FML, the follow up.”
You have voted for 15% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
You have voted for 50% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
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You've set the cat off again, he's started pushing fruit out of bodies of water. Well done, wrong turn. Go back.
See, one of you was right.
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You read an FML that mentions a badge, and in return, you've been awarded a badge. A badge inside a badge.
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Not one, not two, but 50 pages of the Intimacy category read. No comment.
Your FML was denied. We had to at least give you a badge to cheer you up a bit.
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In "Moderate the FMLs", you voted Yes on a story that was subsequently published. Well done!
200 "I agree" votes is a good start.
It’s nice of you to help us sort out the submissions, using FML’s moderate feature.
This is now the third time you’ve changed your profile pic.
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100 of your comments are neither buried or moderated. Popular is your middle name!
You were outside of France when you submitted this FML
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See, son, moderating FMLs is like a marathon.
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By liuli - 08/04/2011 09:15 - France
By Anonyme - 08/04/2011 19:02 - Belgique
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By Garfieldairlines - 26/04/2011 15:09 - France
Tenez d'ailleurs la suite (qui est une vie de merde à part entière) : En réalité, ce livreur est allé chez… mon voisin et ce jour-là, il avait pas ma freebox ! Mais il est venu y'a deux heures m'apporter la mienne (et sans crainte !)
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By menthallo - 12/05/2011 21:52 - Royaume-Uni
Bien le bonjour VDMiens, afin de mettre fin aux commentaires du genre "les enfants sont de plus en plus désagréables", "Je suis psy et cette réponse est signe d'un profond mal-être" ou encore "les programmes télévisé de plus en plus violents rendent les gamins agressifs", je sors de l'anonymat. Je suis l'auteur de la VDM et en réalité la petite fille c'est moi, ou plutôt c’était moi il y a 17 ans de cela. Je vous rassure je suis parfaitement équilibrée, ma mère est en pleine santé, je n'ai pas épousé mon père et j'ai grandi avec les Minikeums et Disney. J'ai beaucoup aimé l'idée que j'ai pu être influencée par Astérix ou Blanche Neige et les sept nains ! Si je n'ai pas toujours été tendre avec mes parents, ils ont su tenir leur rôle et m'élever correctement pour faire de moi la femme comblée que je suis aujourd'hui ! Il faudrait que je demande à la principale intéressée (ma mère) comment elle a réagit quand je lui ai dit ça parce que je n'ai appris cette anecdote que très récemment et bien entendu je ne m'en rappelle absolument pas !
By Anonyme - 13/05/2011 11:25 - France
Oui je suis bien rémois, oui j'habite bien cour Langlet (en face de la cathédrale donc), oui on parle bien de Kumo l'araignée sur vérin hydraulique qui bouge, et le coup total de cette opération est de 1 650 000e (+1 500 000e pour faire venir le champion du monde de feux d'artifices ) les conducteurs de bus ont d'ailleurs décidés de faire grève pendant deux mois car un augmentation leur a été refusé pour payer cela. Je pense que je vais reposter une VDM quand j'aurai a payer mes impôts ... Je ne suis pas retissant a l'art (pour faire des études de cinéma...) mais mon portefeuille et ma phobie, eux, oui ! :)