Mike Oldfield dans la ligne 14
By Anonyme - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - France
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By Anonyme - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - France
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By LilyBlues - 20/11/2011 22:17 - France
Il vaut mieux quoi, se laisser ce genre de message à soi-même, ou à son boss / ex / ami boulet mais gentil / etc. ? En fin de compte, ça aurait pu être pire.
By Mister007 - 27/11/2011 21:32 - France
By tisim - 28/12/2011 11:18 - France
By maman23 - 04/01/2012 14:38 - France
Je suis l'auteur de cette VDM. Le papa n'est ni stupide comme certains l'ont dit, ni une histoire sans lendemain. En écrivant cette question, l'idée n'était pas de lui demander vraiment s'il voulait être le papa de notre bébé mais de lui annoncer d'une manière sympa ! Etant donné que ca fait longtemps que nous l'attendions, la réponse est tout simplement évidente. Il n'a juste pas compris tout de suite, il avait la tête ailleurs, je pense que ça peut arriver à tout le monde. Après bien sur qu'il y a eu les cris de joie etc... J'espère que ce message vous éclaire. Et un grand merci pour vos félicitations !
By Anonyme - 11/01/2012 09:39 - France
By Thisisbad - 14/01/2012 21:27 - France
Pour répondre à vos commentaires, je ne suis pas une vieille fille aigrie, j'ai un esprit et des fantasmes à peu près sains (en tout cas avec des personnes vivantes en générale), mais allez savoir pourquoi, le monde de mes rêves est totalement tordu (au final ça veut surement dire que je suis tordue moi-même). Quant à mon traversin, il s'appelle Georges, et c'est bizarre, certes, mais ma voiture s'appelle Jacqueline, j'ai un oreiller qui s'appelle Bobol et un décapsuleur qui s'appelle Cyril, donc cela suit une logique (de plus, il est doux, frais, et pas pratique (et comme tout le monde, j'adore les pubs Nespresso))