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By Tonio - 04/05/2012 13:48 - Allemagne - Offenbach
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By Tonio - 04/05/2012 13:48 - Allemagne - Offenbach
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J'ai dit oui ! En effet, il savait que j'aimais pas vraiment les dîners aux chandelles mais il m'a avoué avoir trouvé cette technique sur Internet. Elle restait vraiment mignonne alors c'était vraiment pas très grave ! Merci à tous pour vos commentaires ! :3 PS : puis j'aurais pu me blesser en faisant le triple salto.
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By mamour2010 - 23/09/2012 10:16 - France - Metz
Bonjour je suis l'auteur et je vais préciser quelques petites choses... Déjà, ce n'était pas "dégeu" ou "hard"... juste que ce n'était pas mon genre, je n'ai pas eu spécialement de relations dans ma vie donc je suis assez "classique" au lit. Ensuite, nous étions ensemble depuis trois ans et cela fait... quoi... quatre ou cinq mois qu'il m’embêtait avec ça... D'abord en insinuant, puis en cajoleries puis plus directement alors oui, j'ai fini par accepter. Qu'est-ce qu'on ferait pas par amour... Au final, je n'ai, comme je le pensais, pas spécialement apprécié et il a totalement plus profité que moi du moment... Autant dire que j'ai été assez "surprise" quand il m'a sorti ça. Heureusement, je n'en suis pas sortie complètement traumatisée et je ne risque pas de le regretter car, trop bonne trop conne comme l'ont dit certains commentateurs, oui... mais pas au point de pleurer pour lui !