By rock_on_baby - 13/01/2013 17:32 - France - Caudebec-l
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By rock_on_baby - 13/01/2013 17:32 - France - Caudebec-l
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Je suis l'auteure de cette charmante petite VDM, je suis retombée dessus après bientôt une petite année écoulée. Pour les précisions, non il n'y a pas eu viol suite à ma perte de connaissance :) Les détails de cette histoire la rende juste, INOUBLIABLE. IL s'agissait d'un dimanche après midi, comme tous les jeunes couples il était difficile de résister à l'envie de passé à l'acte malgré le fait que nous étions en public, par manque de patience la décision fut prise de passer aux choses sérieuse dans les petites toilettes se trouvant dans un coin du parc, n'ayant pas tellement le choix de la position, ma moitié s'est donc retrouvé derrière moi, dans un élan sauvage comme l'indique la VDM, il s'est malencontreusement trompé, suite à la douleur j'ai perdu connaissance, ma tête à cogné le mur en face, je me suis ouverte la tête et ça s'est fini par les urgences pour des points de suture... Ce fût un grand moment, et c'est une grande histoire qui ne se raconte qu'a 3g d'alcool dans le sang (ou 4) :)
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By Scarlett - 09/06/2013 10:25 - France - Launaguet
Bonsoir je suis l'auteure de la VDM ! Je n'ai pas le même pseudo car je ne me suis pas identifiée en publiant la VDM. Alors je suis la copine en question et je suis très étonnée que ma VDM soit publiée ^^ Pour ceux qui n'y croient pas, ça s'est réellement produit aujourd'hui même :-) C'est vrai qu'on a eu un fou rire mais après on a continué et ça n'a rien gâché de ce moment ! Je pense que tout le monde a connu des moments drôles en pleine action ! :) Bien à vous, La licorne :P