Au goulag
By Quiproquette - 06/02/2015 23:06 - France
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By Libelya - 08/02/2015 09:27 - France
Bonjour, je suis l'auteur de la VDM :) je voudrais apporter quelque précisions. Premièrement, pour la personne ayant posé la question, c'était un gâteau damier. Je me doute que 3h peuvent paraître longues pour cela, mais je suis assez lente en cuisine et j'avoue avoir quelque peu de mal. C'était une expérience :) Par rapport à mes proches, il faut savoir que c'était sur le ton de l'humour, bien que le gâteau n'ai pas été une franche réussite. Mais ne vous en faite pas, j'ai aussi eu droit à de la critique un peu plus constructive, ils ne souhaitent que mon progrès :) Après tout le chien a aimé ça, c'était sans doute pas si terrible ;)
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By Coin coin - 09/02/2015 18:36 - France - Bordeaux
Hey ! Je suis l'auteure de la VDM, mon moi du dimanche matin n'est pas super efficace et j'ai donc oublié de me connecter. Je suis surprise (dans le bon sens bien-sûr) que ma VDM ait été acceptée ! Pour plus d'explications, la dispute s'est déroulée il y a quelques années, mon chéri, qui est maintenant devenu par la force de l'anneau mon homme et avec qui j'ai une magnifique petite fille n'est pas comme vous pourriez le croire un salaud bête et lache. Sa boule a zero était juste une tentative rigolote et mignonne pour me prouver qu'il est capable de changer. Je ne l'ai pas precisé dans la VDM mais il m'a aussi invité, ce soir là, au restaurant pour qu'on puisse régler nos différends calmement et dans une ambiance chaleureuse et romantique. Voilà voilà !