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By Anonyme - 25/07/2013 13:04 - Martinique - Fort-de-france
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By Anonyme - 25/07/2013 13:04 - Martinique - Fort-de-france
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Pour ceux qui se demandent ... J'ai rassemblé tous les morceaux en un peu plus d'un an Ne me tentez pas pour des cartes plus grosses j'en serai capable ^^
By kgkmogo - 08/10/2013 19:13 - France - Dugny
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By Lilooups - 15/10/2013 15:57 - Espagne - Madrid
Je suis l'auteure de la VDM, et j'habite à Madrid, où il n'y a quasiment pas de moustiques ! J'ai donc eu le bonheur de me faire piquer par le seul moustique madrilène... C'est un des pires endroits où se faire piquer (enfin c'est surtout que t'as l'air con quand tu te grattes le doigt...), mais je préfère encore le doigt à la petite partie toute sensible sous l'oeil... Souvenir de cet été en camping où j'ai ressemblé à Quasimodo pendant une loooongue journée !
By Zohnya - 21/10/2013 05:23 - Suisse
Bonjour je suis l'auteur de la VDM. wah j'ai été publiée ! hihi Je vais expliquer un peu la situation. J'habite en suisse donc l'armée est obligatoire, ce qui pèse beaucoup à mon copain. (ça ressort pas mal la nuit) j'ai aussi eu droit aux ordres en allemand, il chante parfois aussi. Mes nuits ayant été souvent écourtées à cause de ça, j'ai décidé de porter une VDM. ça me fait plus rire qu'autre chose sachant que parfois il me répond. il m'a une fois grondée parce que j'avais sois disant perdu les clés du char. Bref voilà :-). Pour ceux qui se posaient la question, il est sergent à l'armée.
By ÉlémentaireMonCherWaston - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - France
Bonsoir amis galérien ! Je suis l'auteur de cette VDM, et mais je tiens à apporter des précisions exactes ( je jure de dire la vérité toute la vérité rien que la vérité, pour rester dans la thème ^^ ) Le piètre cuisinier est mon oncle ( même si on a ça dans le sang ) et la victime est donc mon cousin. Clichés misogynes oblige, la mère d'habitude au fourneau était absente ( avec la fille d'ailleurs, histoire d'annihiler toute présence féminine ). Sauf que chez nous, on aime les défis, on aime l'impossible, et surtout on aime ... la bonne bouffe ! Alors oui, un gratin dauphinois, c'est pas dur, c'est l'intention qui compte après tout, mais pour le coup, ça devait pas être très appétissant. Quoi qu'il en soit, la punchline vient juste de la mémoire sélective des gosses qui aiment bien ressortir des citations avec une voix d'acteur américain. Ici, l'originalité de la réplique vient seulement de la transformation de "mon avocat" en "maman". Certes ce n'est pas une VDM au sens propre de terme, mais j'ai trouvé ça très mignon et bien sorti. Et comme le suggère #1, mon oncle sait maintenant à quoi s'en tenir ! :D