Suspicieux
By Anonyme - 04/09/2011 00:24 - France
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By Anonyme - 04/09/2011 00:24 - France
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By Pipot_et_Georges - 21/10/2011 22:52 - France
Pour répondre à vos commentaires, je ne suis pas une vieille fille aigrie, j'ai un esprit et des fantasmes à peu près sains (en tout cas avec des personnes vivantes en générale), mais allez savoir pourquoi, le monde de mes rêves est totalement tordu (au final ça veut surement dire que je suis tordue moi-même). Quant à mon traversin, il s'appelle Georges, et c'est bizarre, certes, mais ma voiture s'appelle Jacqueline, j'ai un oreiller qui s'appelle Bobol et un décapsuleur qui s'appelle Cyril, donc cela suit une logique (de plus, il est doux, frais, et pas pratique (et comme tout le monde, j'adore les pubs Nespresso))
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By tonio14400 - 09/04/2012 02:39
bonjour c'est moi qui ai posté la vdm J'avoue que j'ai enjolivé l'anecdote: les noix c'était un homme, et j'ai exagéré volontairement la dose pour que ce soit plus risible. mon homme a le coeur sur la main , et de toutes façons on a fait bon usage de ses achats même s'ils n'étaient pas indispensables Enfin, je ne suis pas quelqu'un de jaloux du tout, on a une belle vie de famille. Je trouvais simplement que c'était plus drôle raconté comme ça.