By Placard - 10/11/2013 01:05 - France - Toulouse
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Si tu veux faire connaissance ou juste papoter n'hésite surtout pas ^^
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Bonjour à tous ! Je suis l'auteur de la VDM et je tiens à apporter quelques précisions. Oui il s'agissait bien du saladier dans lequel ma femme avait préparé la crème qu'on met dans la tarte. Je n'ai pas gouté la tarte (je n'aime pas la tarte au citron) et d'ailleurs c'était pour mes beaux-parents qu'elle l'avait fait (et elle ne cherchait pas à les empoisonner). C'était sa première tarte au citron, d'ailleurs elle est encore au frigo parce que la crème n'a pas durcie (Oui, moi aussi je pense qu'elle l'a raté et il n'y a pas de Paic citron dedans). PS : je suis un habitué de la vaisselle contrairement à ce que l'on peut croire. Merci à l'équipe VDM de m'avoir publié et corrigé, Merci pour vos commentaires !