By febreze - 01/02/2014 08:13 - France - Chaudron-en-mauges
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By febreze - 01/02/2014 08:13 - France - Chaudron-en-mauges
By Anonyme - 01/02/2014 11:46 - Belgique - Brussels
By Kiara - 01/02/2014 15:37 - France
By Vineke - 01/02/2014 18:43 - France - Paris
By Petitpied - 04/02/2014 17:46 - France - Longnes
By anonyme - 05/02/2014 06:59 - Royaume-Uni - London
By GeekettePower - 05/02/2014 16:21 - France - Caluire-et-cuire
By Galik - 05/02/2014 18:35 - France - Brest
By courtcircuit - 05/02/2014 20:39 - France - B
J'ai été tellement abasourdie que sur le coup je n'ai rien trouvé à répondre, et l'attitude de la mère laissait clairement entendre qu'il ne valait mieux pas que je me permette une réflexion... En y repensant je me dis que j'aurais peut être dû, mais je ne sais pas jusqu'où ça aurait pu aller ensuite.
By grossesse - 06/02/2014 16:33 - France
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By oopz - 09/02/2014 22:50 - France - Toulouse
Bonjour, je suis l'auteur de cette VDM. Je souhaitais juste préciser 1 ou 2 choses. Déjà pour ceux qui pensent que je ne fais pas confiance à mon ami, le "fais attention" que je lui ai dis est simplement une sorte de réflexe, qu'il a aussi. Ensuite pour le bruit, une fois dans ma course j'ai bien compris que ce n'était pas le bébé, mais trop tard, j'étais lancé. Avec mon ami nous nous faisons souvent de vilaines farces même si celle ci m'a coûté 2 dents, cela dit j'ai de la chance dans mon malheur, le papa est dentiste. Et bien sûr j'ai eu ma vengeance depuis.
By Zuste - 10/02/2014 10:39
Bonsoir à tous et à toutes. Je suis bidonnée par les commentaires. Alors éclaircissons le sujet ! J'ai 25 ans et étais de passage chez mes parents. Oui je suis noctambule car serveuse en boîte de nuit. Non je ne collectionne pas les mecs ! Et non mon petit-frère ne renifle pas mes strings, je n'habite plus chez mes parents. C'est juste une vacherie bien lancée par mon petit frère que j'adore. Pour info il commence toute juste sa vie amoureuse et sexuelle et peut-être a t-il eu une expérience malheureuse au niveau des odeurs? Je ne sais pas. Mais je peux assurer que je ne me badigeonne pas l'entrecuisse de jus de thon, ou de maquereau...