Yza

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About Yza

J’ai été la maîtresse de la plupart des garçons de ma commune ; Des dizaines d'enfants différents m’ont appelée maman ; J’ai déjà confisqué des « couilles de mammouth » ; Je suis au courant de l'actualité des chanteurs que je n'écoute jamais et de séries que je ne regarde jamais, et j’ai des comptines sur mon mp3 ; J’articule bien, même les gros mots : « saperlipopette » ; Je fais trois jambes aux « m », deux jambes aux « n », un joli petit pont aux « p » et deux boucles aux « f » ; Je suis toujours la plus grande sur les photos de classe, avec de la peinture sur les doigts, du rhume sur l'épaule et de la craie parfois ; J’adorerais griller les fautes d'orthographe sur VDM mais il me faudrait une 2e vie.

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Yza's FML badges

Supersize Menu

You wanted you know what the top of the flops of all time was, and now you know.

I moderated this!

In "Moderate the FMLs", you voted Yes on a story that was subsequently published. Well done!

Checking you out

You checked out the profile page belonging to one of the last people to have a look at your profile.

I NEED to know!

You went as far as reading the terms of use. You’re a total FML completist.

Verified

You are now a certified FML member

Respect your elders

Your account was created during the first year of FML's existence.

Happy month-versary

You seem to be glued to FML. Shall we set a tent up for you to sleep in?

Happy ending

Brandon may have an FML, but he ended up marrying Jessica. You found this out by reading “FML, the follow up.”

Keen reader – Level: student ninja

You have voted for 15% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.

Keen reader – Level: master ninja

You have voted for 50% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.

This isn't what should be happening

You've set the cat off again, he's started pushing fruit out of bodies of water. Well done, wrong turn. Go back.

Santa Claus

You've looked for Santa absolutely everywhere, and you managed to find him. Well done!

The Mixer

You like to live life randomly, and we salute you.

Up and coming moderator

It’s nice of you to help us sort out the submissions, using FML’s moderate feature.

50 favorites

Love knows no boundaries. You’ve already added 50 FMLs to your favourites list!

Judgmental

You have voted "You deserved it" over 100 times.

Consolation prize

Your FML was denied. We had to at least give you a badge to cheer you up a bit.

It's in the can!

Hey, you uploaded your photo, and you’re cute as a kitten!

Profile completed

You’ve filled out the necessary details. Having done so will be much appreciated.

Beginner

You have looked through 5 pages of the website. That’s a start.

I agree, my mouse works.

200 "I agree" votes is a good start.

The return of the thumb

You have thumbed 5000 comments.

Censored

Not one, not two, but 50 pages of the Intimacy category read. No comment.

Perfectionist

Editing your comments can help you avoid embarrassment, and it might make you seem smarter.

A new thumb

You’ve used your thumb on 1000 comments.

Keen reader – Level: godlike ninja

You have voted for 100% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.

100 kick-ass comments

100 of your comments are neither buried or moderated. Popular is your middle name!

Socialite

You used FML’s private messaging service for the first time. Will they reply? Wait and see…

One more and it's business time

You've received 68 Hugs on your profile. Kinky.

The thumb strikes back

You have left your thumbprint on 2500 comments.

I’m your new creative director

You had to give your opinion on this new “piece” that the whole world is talking about.

Picture this FML

You left your mark on an illustrated FML’s presentation blog article.

Multitasking

You found out about the FML Forum, and checked it out.

YDI Master

You made your 500th "You deserved it" vote.

Mobility

You are connected to FML via the mobile site or an app. How modern.

50 quality comments

Clicking to reply to a comment is a worthy thing to do. To do so without getting buried afterwards is even worthier.

The rules are the rules

Reading the comment rules is a really good idea. This badge is sponsored by Alan, our moderator.

Work is a 4-letter word

Voting on an FML in the "Work" category on a Monday morning between 8 and 9 a.m. How ironic.

Tweet, tweet

You have shared 20 FMLs on Twitter, your followers love you and we understand why.

Invader

You were outside of France when you submitted this FML

Tell us what happened next

You've commented on an FML that you sent in

My name is, my name is, my name is... Slim Shady?

You took your first steps inside the chatroom. Welcome!

I liked to the power of 20

You've liked 20 FMLs, and your Facebook friends are going to like the FMLs you liked.

42

See, son, moderating FMLs is like a marathon.

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