Cas d'école
By Anonyme - 08/03/2011 11:05 - France
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By Anonyme - 08/03/2011 11:05 - France
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By heallven - 30/09/2011 19:07 - France
ça m'a bien fait rire de voir quelqu'un qui avait les mêmes références que moi mais je vais néanmoins surveiller ma consommation, ou alors alterner avec une autre pizzéria ;)
By Anonyme - 22/10/2011 07:38 - France
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By weediana - 04/12/2011 17:33 - France
C'est moi qui ai posté cette VDM et pour repondre aux questions, non nous avons pas fait l'amour dans une voiture mais étant bourrés, nous avons stupidement arraché l'enseigne d'un restaurant puis avons reposé les lettres arrachées par terre avant de tenter d'escalader un camion pour finir la nuit au poste... mais rassurez vous nous avons payé les conséquences de nos actes ^^
By Kitsu - 05/12/2011 23:23 - France
Je ne peux pas le déplacer, l'arbre à chat ;_; Si c'était que ça, je l'aurai fait. Mais quand on vit sous les combles, bah on met son matos du côté où le toit le permet. Et comme dit, ça me fait un repérage. C'est plus sympa que la croix gravée dans le sol XD (Mais quand j'ai un coup de fil du boulot, je jarte le chat depuis le coup des ronrons. Mais là, je ne m'attendais pas à ce qu'il me mettre son as de pique à 2cm du nez...)
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By Sam - 04/07/2012 00:27 - Canada - Montreal
Je comprends ton problème, surtout si t'es tombe dans un état du sud ou quoi, ça dois pas être facile :) Qu'est ce que je raconte, c'est moi qui l'ai postée cette VDM, MOUHAHAHAHAHA :D Pour répondre a tout les "t'es mauvais, tu dois certainement dire [des excréments]" je leurs répondrai que hey... C'est déjà pas facile de parler anglais toute une journée, ça l'est encore moins après 21h trajet d'avion, mais si en plus de ça tu tombe au Tennessee, je peux te dire qu'il a FORT moyen que ca arrive, même aux meilleurs... True story bro