By . - 19/03/2011 10:57 - France
You wanted you know what the top of the flops of all time was, and now you know.
Brandon may have an FML, but he ended up marrying Jessica. You found this out by reading “FML, the follow up.”
You had to give your opinion on this new “piece” that the whole world is talking about.
You left your mark on an illustrated FML’s presentation blog article.
You've liked 20 FMLs, and your Facebook friends are going to like the FMLs you liked.
You took your first steps inside the chatroom. Welcome!
Your FML account is now linked to your Facebook account.
You've received 68 Hugs on your profile. Kinky.
You checked out the profile page belonging to one of the last people to have a look at your profile.
Voting on an FML in the "Work" category on a Monday morning between 8 and 9 a.m. How ironic.
You commented on an FML between 6 and 7 a.m.
You commented on an FML between 1 and 3 a.m.
You have put three pictures on your profile, but not necessarily pictures of your profile.
You like to live life randomly, and we salute you.
You gave a Hug to someone. How cute!
You read an FML that mentions a badge, and in return, you've been awarded a badge. A badge inside a badge.
You looked for gold on FML. What more do you want, money?
Well done, you gave a Hug to our secret mascot!
You've looked for Santa absolutely everywhere, and you managed to find him. Well done!
See, one of you was right.
You've set the cat off again, he's started pushing fruit out of bodies of water. Well done, wrong turn. Go back.
Reading the comment rules is a really good idea. This badge is sponsored by Alan, our moderator.
You went as far as reading the terms of use. You’re a total FML completist.
You are connected to FML via the mobile site or an app. How modern.
You have voted "You deserved it" over 100 times.
You have shared 20 FMLs on Twitter, your followers love you and we understand why.
Love knows no boundaries. You’ve already added 50 FMLs to your favourites list!
Your FML was denied. We had to at least give you a badge to cheer you up a bit.
Not one, not two, but 50 pages of the Intimacy category read. No comment.
Clicking to reply to a comment is a worthy thing to do. To do so without getting buried afterwards is even worthier.
You’ve used your thumb on 1000 comments.
100 of your comments are neither buried or moderated. Popular is your middle name!
Hey, you uploaded your photo, and you’re cute as a kitten!
You’ve filled out the necessary details. Having done so will be much appreciated.
You have looked through 5 pages of the website. That’s a start.
You made your 500th "You deserved it" vote.
It’s nice of you to help us sort out the submissions, using FML’s moderate feature.
In "Moderate the FMLs", you voted Yes on a story that was subsequently published. Well done!
Editing your comments can help you avoid embarrassment, and it might make you seem smarter.
This is now the third time you’ve changed your profile pic.
200 "I agree" votes is a good start.
You used FML’s private messaging service for the first time. Will they reply? Wait and see…
An FML submitted between 5 and 6 a.m. can't be very good.
You found out about the FML Forum, and checked it out.
You were outside of France when you submitted this FML
You've commented on an FML that you sent in
You have 50 followers and we quite frankly don't know how you managed it.
You seem to be glued to FML. Shall we set a tent up for you to sleep in?
You have 100 followers. Your head's in the game.
You have thumbed 5000 comments.
See, son, moderating FMLs is like a marathon.
With over 3000 messages posted on the forum, you certainly seem to be opiniated.
You have left your thumbprint on 2500 comments.
You have voted for 100% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
You have voted for 50% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
You have voted for 15% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
You have 200 followers. Everyone follows you. You should watch your mouth.
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Salut à tous je suis l'auteur de cette VDM. Naturellement cette situation m'a mis dans une position inconfortable. Je croyais m'être complètement planté mais ça à eu tout l'effet contraire (incroyable non) Vos commentaires m'ont bien fait rire. J'en retiens une leçon : Toujours se relire avant d'envoyer les sms. Bonne suite sur VDM à tous ;-)
By ramdada - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - France - Jarnioux
Bonsoir tout le monde ! Je suis l'auteur de la vdm mais je n'avais pas de compte et j'en ai créé un pour répondre à vos commentaires qui m'ont beaucoup fait rire. J'ai été assez vexée et en colère sur le coup mais mon copain (oui, comme quoi on peut être moche et avoir un copain !) m'a fait dédramatiser avec des "la vérité sort de la bouche des enfants" ou "il y a que la vérité qui blesse". Ne vous inquiétez pas je tiens les coupables : dès demain je vais discuter avec la licorne, le fantôme et Jack Sparrow. Le coktail monotov est TRES tentant parce que les oeufs-mousse à raser c'est une saloperie qui part pas facilement ! :D