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By bulledu33 - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff
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Alors, en fait j'ai juste échangé de place avec mon voisin, on sait jamais, j'avais pas envie de mourir un samedi soir (et puis il y avait trop de monde pour s'assoir ailleurs à plusieurs vu qu'on était 4). Je n'avais pas mis trop de parfum, mais comme j'en avais mis juste avant de partir, ça sentait quand même encore un peu, et c'est bien le but d'un parfum il me semble (c'est celui dont Liv Tyler fait la pub) La nana en question devait avoir autour de 25, et sur le moment j'ai cru à une blague, donc j'ai rigolé, mais elle était super sérieuse et m'a regardé d'un air totalement démoniaque!