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By animatrisse - 21/06/2015 17:52 - France - Toulouse
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By animatrisse - 21/06/2015 17:52 - France - Toulouse
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By voilavoilaaa - 29/06/2015 15:20 - France - Loos
By flashcerise - 29/06/2015 18:34 - France - Paris
By littlestmonster - 29/06/2015 22:20 - France - Givry
Coucou à tous! Je suis l'auteure de la VDM et je suis très heureuse d'avoir été validée ! Merci ! Alors en ce qui concerne mon frère... Et bien, c'est le genre gros lourd qui aime bien se vanter quoi. Il passe son temps à ça, mais le pire c'est qu'il est sérieux, alors que dans son bulletin on peut lire je cite en EPS : "refuse d'obtempérer", en musique "ne chante pas, mais crie" ainsi qu'en maths "Glisse comme un pingouin avec son sac de classe dans les couloirs". Je pense que je n'ai pas besoin d'en dire plus en ce qui concerne son "génie", en ce qui concerne ce repas, lorsque mon frère a levé le pied, on a d'abord cru à une blague. Et c'est en voyant sa moue innocente et naïve qu'on a compris... Voilà pour les détails! Merci à tous :)
By Anonyme - 30/06/2015 08:50 - France - Noisy-le-sec
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By Llhartist - This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff - France - Aix-en-provence
Bonjour, je suis l'auteure de cette VDM (du coup j'ai dû créer un compte pour commenter, et même que ouais). A l'origine les goûts musicaux de l'immeuble c'est plutôt reggae/ska/zouk, pas forcément mon style musical de prédilection, mais ça passe nickel en bruit de fond quand ils écoutent de la musique un peu fort. Là c'était clairement pour s'emmerder entre eux, ils se tirent la bourre depuis une histoire de place de parking. J'ai effectivement pensé au départ à Rammstein pour contre-attaquer, mais mon choix s'est finalement porté sur Lorie, nettement plus facile à chanter à tue-tête. Ce fût efficace :D