Dégoûté
By justedesbisous - 02/06/2015 09:13 - France - Mairy-sur-marne
You have looked through 5 pages of the website. That’s a start.
You are connected to FML via the mobile site or an app. How modern.
Reading the comment rules is a really good idea. This badge is sponsored by Alan, our moderator.
You checked out the profile page belonging to one of the last people to have a look at your profile.
You have left your thumbprint on 2500 comments.
Brandon may have an FML, but he ended up marrying Jessica. You found this out by reading “FML, the follow up.”
You have voted for 15% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
You've set the cat off again, he's started pushing fruit out of bodies of water. Well done, wrong turn. Go back.
See, one of you was right.
You've looked for Santa absolutely everywhere, and you managed to find him. Well done!
You read an FML that mentions a badge, and in return, you've been awarded a badge. A badge inside a badge.
You gave a Hug to someone. How cute!
You like to live life randomly, and we salute you.
You wanted you know what the top of the flops of all time was, and now you know.
In "Moderate the FMLs", you voted Yes on a story that was subsequently published. Well done!
It’s nice of you to help us sort out the submissions, using FML’s moderate feature.
You’ve filled out the necessary details. Having done so will be much appreciated.
Hey, you uploaded your photo, and you’re cute as a kitten!
You’ve used your thumb on 1000 comments.
Your FML was denied. We had to at least give you a badge to cheer you up a bit.
Love knows no boundaries. You’ve already added 50 FMLs to your favourites list!
You have voted "You deserved it" over 100 times.
You are now a certified FML member
Editing your comments can help you avoid embarrassment, and it might make you seem smarter.
This is now the third time you’ve changed your profile pic.
200 "I agree" votes is a good start.
100 of your comments are neither buried or moderated. Popular is your middle name!
You've received 68 Hugs on your profile. Kinky.
Clicking to reply to a comment is a worthy thing to do. To do so without getting buried afterwards is even worthier.
Not one, not two, but 50 pages of the Intimacy category read. No comment.
See, son, moderating FMLs is like a marathon.
You made your 500th "You deserved it" vote.
You have voted for 100% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
You have voted for 50% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
You have thumbed 5000 comments.
By justedesbisous - 02/06/2015 09:13 - France - Mairy-sur-marne
By Pendragonne - 02/06/2015 14:48 - France - Toulon
By Albert.Tain. - 03/06/2015 06:43 - Suisse - Les Hauts-geneveys
By confituurefraiiisee - 03/06/2015 10:48 - France - Corbeil-essonnes
By Miss-Moustache - This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff - France - Paris
By Vivant-mort - 04/06/2015 15:55 - France - Amiens
By Anonyme - 05/06/2015 13:28 - France
By Anonyme - 07/06/2015 16:13 - France - Le Mans
By HJS - 08/06/2015 20:17 - Belgique - La Louvi?re
By Anonyme - 09/06/2015 16:15 - France - Montgiscard
By Bibi - 10/06/2015 09:44 - France - Nantes
By Chirac2017 - 10/06/2015 14:55 - France - Le Havre
By Ocin - 10/06/2015 15:53 - France - Guernes
By Nocciolla - 10/06/2015 16:11 - France - Metz
By mathy - 11/06/2015 10:38 - France - Montauban
By basmati - This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff - France - Grasse
By chuckjames0 - 12/06/2015 06:44 - France - Calcatoggio
Bonjour, je suis l'auteur de la VDM, je souhaite juste vous rappeler qu'en médecine on a une nomenclature anatomo-clinique obligatoire, et je me suis déjà faite remonter les bretelles par mes professeurs pour y avoir fait un écart : dire oreillette au lieu de atrium, etc je pensais donc bien faire^^
By Anonyme - This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff - France - Gestel
By JaneCitron - 12/06/2015 11:20 - France
By nemo - This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff - France - Charvonnex
Bonjour, Je suis la personne ayant écrit cette anecdote. Je viens donc de créer un compte à l'instant pour essayer de vous répondre. ;) Donc, pourquoi avoir écrit "fdp" et non frais de port, tout simplement parce que j'avais l'habitude de procéder ainsi, que le premier sens me semblait évident et je que ne connaissais pas l'autre signification. Est-ce que j'ai finalement vendu mon objet ? Non, je n'ai pas donné suite à l'e-mail rageur et à l'orthographe de sanglier que j'ai eu en retour. Ceci dit je n'étais pas d'accord avec le prix qu'il me proposait, raison pour laquelle je lui ai (ré)indiqué le prix voulu (ainsi que les tarifs des frais d'envoi (que j’appellerais ainsi dorénavant)), ce qui a dû faciliter le quiproquo. On m'a également demandé ce que je faisais de tout le temps gagné à écrire avec des abréviations. Je le passe donc sur ce site pour te répondre. :) "Nous avons une langue magnifique : Autant bien l'utiliser ! Je suis à la limite du BFPTG" J'apprécie beaucoup le paradoxe. Merci à toi pour cette touche d'humour. :) J'espère que vous vous êtes bien marrés, quand j'ai compris le quiproquo j'ai bien ris de mon coté aussi. Bon ride à tous !