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By La base virale VPS - 01/08/2015 07:26 - France - Montpellier
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Salut Salut communauté VDM ! Alors moi ma VDM a été publié donc je viens commenté :) Alors déjà petits msg aux modos : Ma VDM c'est celle qui est juste avant sauf que vous avez désactivés les commentaires :( Et j'aimerais pouvoir expliquer la situation, alors ce serait cool si vous pourriez le publié au bon endroit pour moi. J'ai pas le même pseudo mais comme d'ahab avec vos pouvoirs magiques vous verrez que j'ai la bonne adresse mail et la bonne adresse ip haha Bon bah en faite moi je suis la fille de la VDM, je trouvais ça plus marrant de l'écrire selon son point de vue Alors mon copain n'est pas un méchant, il bosse juste beaucoup en ce moment (écriture de sa thèse), et vu que moi je suis en vacances, il fait en sortes qu'on puisse partir au resto le midi et/ou le soir, qu'on se fasse des sorties même s'il a sa thèse en cours. Et moi je ne suis pas une grosse manipulatrice, et pour me punir il m'a fait des chatouilles pendant 15 minutes non STOP, et je savais que ça lui manquait aussi nos petites conversations en s'endormant, nos petits câlins sans plus. Et en échange le lendemain je lui ai fait son repas préféré pour qu'on n'ai besoin d'aller manger ailleurs et qu'il puisse travailler le max, et pour éviter de le déconcentrer je suis sortie faire du shopping et lui ai acheté un petit cadeau. Mais ne vous inquiétez pas, la prochaine fois je n'aurais pas mes règles ;) PS 1 : Lui comme moi on ne veut pas faire quoique ce soit pendant mes règles, parce que ça nous répugne, et puis même si j'essaye de lui faire du bien, le fait que ça me stimule sexuellement bah ça me fait vraiment mal :( PS 2 : Malheureusement pour lui c'est moi qui ai balancé la sauce en écrivant cette VDM PS 3: Désolée pour l'auteur de cette VDM ci parce que j'ai squatté son espace