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Bonjour à tous, je suis l'auteure de cette VDM. Merci pour la publication et le mail qui m'a bien fais rire. Voilà quelques explications. Dans un premier temps pour répondre à la question qui a était posée 5-6 fois ma mère fait bien partie de ma famille ! :) Je suis fille AuPair dans une famille aux États Unis. Et ma mère est venue me rendre visite. Pour son premier soir on a naturellement mangé tous ensemble dans ma famille et on avait prévu de faire une blague a ma mère : faire une prière avant le repas. Ma famille est catholique mais pas pratiquante et a beaucoup d'humour. Sauf que ma mère qui fait toujours beaucoup de blague et qui prends beaucoup de chose au 2nd degrés a pris ça pour une blague et au lieu que ça tombe a l'eau je lui ai fais les gros yeux pour lui dire d'arrêter et d'un coup elle s'est arrêtée en se décomposant et on a tous éclatés de rire. Bref ne vous inquiétez pas on a rien contre les pratiquants. C'était juste une petite blague de bienvenue qui a était vraiment très drôle et qui restera dans nos mémoire. Après ça je vous souhaite a tous un HAPPY DAY :)