By William_Seven - 29/04/2014 19:37 - France
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Les livres, les chevaux, le dessin, l'écriture et Saez.
17 ans. Je suis une Muchachas.
Je me repose au coin du feu qu'il y a dans tes yeux.
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Lacavalerie's favorite FMLs
By Jenny - 29/04/2014 23:09 - Royaume-Uni
Jenny tells us more.
Confusion
By Anonyme - 30/04/2014 09:05 - France - Obernai
By gg5225 - 30/04/2014 11:22 - France - Besan
Mission Impossible
By AlarmingGirl - 30/04/2014 14:54 - France
By Roro_b123 - 30/04/2014 19:59 - France - Dammartin-en-go
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Salut tout le monde ! Je suis l'auteure de la vdm, j'ai dû me créer un compte puisque je n'en avais pas quand je l'ai postée ^^ Alors je sais, je suis nulle, j'ai pas de cerveau, tout ce que vous voulez et je me déteste depuis ce moment x) mais c'était la première fois de ma vie qu'un mec venait m'aborder comme ça et franchement c'était le genre de mec devant lequel on bave, les yeux dans le vide. Je m'y attendais pas du tout, surtout que j'étais avec ma soeur et une amie, beaucoup plus belles que moi et sur le coup j'ai bugué Et puis je ne l'ai pas précisé dans la vdm mais j'étais en vacances à l'étranger, et il était allemand. Je ne comprenais rien de ce qu'il disait et quand j'ai réalisé ce que je venais de lui dire, mon cerveau a disparu x) Désolée de vous décevoir mais après ça il a juste eu l'air dégouté et est parti rejoindre son ami. Voilà, je savais que j'étais pas douée mais maintenant c'est officiel :)
Syndicat de merde !
By samyait - This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff - France
Plaquée
By grossebizue - 01/05/2014 09:26 - France - Amou
By vivelapsychologie - 01/05/2014 09:50 - France - Auby
Explication rationnelle
By kadewe - 01/05/2014 15:48 - France - Chambourcy
By petman - 01/05/2014 15:59 - France - Soisy-sous-montmorency
Dilemme
By Anonyme - 01/05/2014 18:29 - France - Sainte-luce-sur-loire
By Avadakedavra - 02/05/2014 01:29 - France - Avignon
WTF?
By Anonyme - 02/05/2014 07:27
Miam
By Anonyme - This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff - Belgique
By cha_chou_nette - 02/05/2014 13:14 - France - Marseille
By bonbentantpis - 02/05/2014 14:17 - France - Les Pavillons
Un peu de sérieux
By Mama31 - This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff - France - Puyricard
By lamamancuisinière - 02/05/2014 16:26 - France
By Ktor - 02/05/2014 19:19 - France - Montigny-le-bretonneux
Salut les loulous ! Je suis l'auteure de cette VDM. Je remercie les compatissants qui m'ont dit que l'erreur était humaine et que ça arrive d'être étourdie. A tous ceux qui m'expliquent en long, en large et en travers que je l'ai bien mérité... Ben c'est le cas. Je suis passée maître en matière de maladresse/ d'étourderie/ de poisse ! Du coup, ce genre de chose étant récurrent chez moi, je préfère en rire. Je suis arrivée le 29 à l'aéroport après un périple sans fin, absolument persuadée qu'on était le 28. Quand mon billet n'est pas passé à la sécurité, je n'ai sincèrement pas compris pourquoi. Ensuite la fille du comptoir Easyjet m'a expliqué. Ensuite j'ai réalisé l'horreur de ma situation. Ensuite j'ai fondu en larmes devant elle. Je suis VRAIMENT un boulet parfois, mais sur ce coup-là j'ai fait très fort. Du coup j'ai dû re-payer un vol pour le lendemain. Mon compte en banque me hait de toutes ses forces (désormais très faibles), mais je manquais d'option, j'étais bien obligée de rentrer chez moi. Donc je vais connaitre la joie du régime merveilleux appelé "fin de mois", mais pendant tout le mois de mai ! Allez, on a rien sans rien, il faut savoir partir à l'aventure et vivre dangereusement parfois. Même si ça peut aider de regarder son calendrier. Merci à tous et pensez bien à regarder la date la prochaine fois que vous partez en vacances !