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By Nawel - This FML is from back in 2008 but it's good stuff
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Je vais peut être passer pour un fake mais tant pis : c'est la VDM de mon frère o/ *fiertéfamiliale* Donc pour tout ceux qui disent "si c'est un tire au flanc c'est normal TLBM blabla". Non, il a juste eu d'autres problèmes de santé, bénins mais assez sérieux pour l'empêcher de faire du sport pendant une grande partie du lycée. (d'où peut être une sale réputation auprès des profs d'EPS allez savoir, j'étais pas avec lui au lycée ^^) Ensuite, il me semble bien que (hélas), le prof était sérieux en disant ça. Et pour la petite anecdote, notre mère a failli avoir cette réaction: quand mon frère s'est plaint des douleurs au ventre, elle s'est méfiée et a pensé que c'était une excuse pour sécher les cours... Jusqu'au moment où c'était évident que c'était pas du bluff. Arrivé aux urgences, opération directe, et le chirurgien de raconter à mes parents: "c'est un des appendices les plus gonflés que j'ai pu voir, il était temps qu'on l'enlève, il a vraiment frôlé la péritonite !" Ma mère s'est senti mal sur le coup x) Bref, tout ça pour dire, maintenant on en rigole bien. Bonne journée à tous :)
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By Calmy - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - Espagne
Comme le dit la petite fille dans Little miss sunshine: I WON I WON I WON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Merci à tous