Petit branleur
By NiquetChrome - 22/11/2011 07:12 - France
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By NiquetChrome - 22/11/2011 07:12 - France
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Bonsoir tout le monde! Alors tout d'abord, merci de m'avoir publiée, ça fait plaisir de lire viedemerde.fr à son habitude et de remarquer celle qu'on a soumise dans les plus récentes. Ensuite, oui effectivement mon frère a dix-sept ans et moi quatorze, pourtant on a vraiment des âmes d'enfants. Sur le moment oui on a eu un bon gros fou rire de cinq minutes, à tel point qu'il m'a mise au défi de la poster, et il a eu raison! :)
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By Vive_les_rattrapages - 09/05/2012 09:36 - France - Paris
Bonjour, VDM publiée *o* Je suis la personne ayant posté cette VDM, je suis la copine en question (*o* oh oui incendiez moi !), mon ex petit copain a voulu que je fasse de cette histoire une VDM ^^ Je vais détailler à peu près ce qu'il s'est passé exactement. Déjà non, ce n'est pas une invention. Je l'avais appelé en urgence pour me venger d'une chose similaire qu'il m'avait faite quand j'étais serveuse (cette VDM remonte à quelques années déjà), il m'avait appelé en "urgence" pour "une envie pressante de faire l'amour", sachant qu'il ne l'avait pas précisé par l'appel téléphonique prétextant que c'était trop long de me l'expliquer au téléphone! J'ai donc déboulé comme une sauvage pensant qu'il était limite en train de mourir. J'ai voulu me venger ! Mais sachez qu'il était en très bon rapport avec son patron, qu'il ne la même pas viré, et en à même rigolé nous racontant que sa femme lui avait le même coup (on est pas maligne nous hein); Il est informaticien, il est libre dans son travail aussi. Bref pour faire ma "blague" foireuse, j'ai évalué les risques : risque 0. Pour le fin mot de l'histoire, il a déboulé, j'ai sorti donc le "Je voulais un poutou !!", il a été choqué, m'a dit la phrase "J'hésite, je te tue ?", à finit par sourire, m'a embrassé et est reparti au travail. Pour ceux qui disent que je n'ai aucun sens du travail : A part serveuse et ce n'est pas vraiment le métier de mes rêves, je n'ai rien pu faire d'autre puisque sans diplômes. J'ai 22 ans, et aujourd'hui je suis "auto entreprenante" dans l'informatique système et réseau. Je révise donc à fond pour passer un diplôme, et ce n'est pas tâche facile. Le chômage et autre aide, je ne connais pas, c'est vrai je ne suis inscrite à aucune aide financière. Mais je me débrouille très bien et aujourd'hui, ayant un nouveau petit copain, lui aussi informaticien (admin système et réseau) j'ai tout les moyens pour réussir. Et lui, si je lui fais le coup du poutou pressant, je crois que la baffe que je me prendrai serait aussi monumentale que ma connerie :D (pour la baffe j'exagère) Voilà voilà...