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By Lapatate - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - France
At the end of this period, you were among the top 10 in the moderators' ranking.
You've set the cat off again, he's started pushing fruit out of bodies of water. Well done, wrong turn. Go back.
Having said that, my 3 comments on that FML were really worth it.
You have thumbed 5000 comments.
You have left your thumbprint on 2500 comments.
You had to give your opinion on this new “piece” that the whole world is talking about.
You took your first steps inside the chatroom. Welcome!
You seem to be glued to FML. Shall we set a tent up for you to sleep in?
To be up moderating at this time of night, either you're really devoted or you're an insomniac.
See, son, moderating FMLs is like a marathon.
See, one of you was right.
You've looked for Santa absolutely everywhere, and you managed to find him. Well done!
At the end of this period, you were among the top 10 in the moderators' ranking.
At the end of this period, you were among the top 10 in the moderators' ranking.
You are now a certified FML member
You wanted you know what the top of the flops of all time was, and now you know.
You have put three pictures on your profile, but not necessarily pictures of your profile.
You like to live life randomly, and we salute you.
You gave a Hug to someone. How cute!
You read an FML that mentions a badge, and in return, you've been awarded a badge. A badge inside a badge.
You checked out the profile page belonging to one of the last people to have a look at your profile.
Brandon may have an FML, but he ended up marrying Jessica. You found this out by reading “FML, the follow up.”
Reading the comment rules is a really good idea. This badge is sponsored by Alan, our moderator.
200 "I agree" votes is a good start.
You have voted "You deserved it" over 100 times.
Love knows no boundaries. You’ve already added 50 FMLs to your favourites list!
Your FML was denied. We had to at least give you a badge to cheer you up a bit.
Not one, not two, but 50 pages of the Intimacy category read. No comment.
You’ve used your thumb on 1000 comments.
Hey, you uploaded your photo, and you’re cute as a kitten!
You’ve filled out the necessary details. Having done so will be much appreciated.
Editing your comments can help you avoid embarrassment, and it might make you seem smarter.
It’s nice of you to help us sort out the submissions, using FML’s moderate feature.
You are connected to FML via the mobile site or an app. How modern.
You used FML’s private messaging service for the first time. Will they reply? Wait and see…
You found out about the FML Forum, and checked it out.
You have looked through 5 pages of the website. That’s a start.
In "Moderate the FMLs", you voted Yes on a story that was subsequently published. Well done!
This is now the third time you’ve changed your profile pic.
You were outside of France when you submitted this FML
You've commented on an FML that you sent in
100 of your comments are neither buried or moderated. Popular is your middle name!
You found all the eggs that were laid around FML. Happy incubating!
Voting on an FML in the "Work" category on a Monday morning between 8 and 9 a.m. How ironic.
Clicking to reply to a comment is a worthy thing to do. To do so without getting buried afterwards is even worthier.
You have voted for 15% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
You have voted for 50% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
You've received 68 Hugs on your profile. Kinky.
You have voted for 100% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
You looked for gold on FML. What more do you want, money?
You have shared 20 FMLs on Twitter, your followers love you and we understand why.
You left your mark on an illustrated FML’s presentation blog article.
You made your 500th "You deserved it" vote.
You've liked 20 FMLs, and your Facebook friends are going to like the FMLs you liked.
By Lapatate - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - France
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By bobylucy - 11/09/2011 08:25 - Belgique
Merci pour tous vos conseils, oui j'ai un rdv chez le médecin, mais non je n'exagère pas à propos des deux semaines! A moins que j'avais VRAIMENT un bouton de moustique au début, et puis une tique est arrivée... On ne sait jamais! En tout cas, ca grattait!
By Anonyme - 11/09/2011 09:40 - France
By Louli - 11/09/2011 09:49 - France
By H.S. - 12/09/2011 15:27 - Reserved
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By Anonyme - 22/09/2011 19:22 - Maurice
By ahah - 23/09/2011 02:28 - France
By bidouine - 25/09/2011 23:16 - France
By ericgrenoble - 26/09/2011 06:39 - Reserved
Coucou tout le monde bon alors pour tout expliquer la piscine est cloturée il n'y donc pas de risque pour le bambin meme si dans tout les cas il ne sort jamais seul. Mon mari a laissé entrer le petit à la piscine, il etait assis a 3/4 metres sur le muret quand le petit c'est retrouvé dans l'eau donc il etait sous surveillance. Des que j'ai vu que c etait mon fils j'ai sauté à l'eau mon mari etait deja dedans ! Le pitchou n'est pas du tout traumatisé il arretait pas de rigoler et de vouloir y retourner donc va falloir etre 10 fois plus prudent qu'avant... Voila si vous avez des questions n'hesitez pas.