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By Anonyme - 22/03/2014 16:01 - France - La Houblonni
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By Anonyme - 22/03/2014 16:01 - France - La Houblonni
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By sixtine38 - 21/04/2014 13:11 - France
Bonjour, je suis l'auteure de cette vdm,mais à l'époque je n'avais pas de compte (ouiiiiiiin je n'aurai jamais l'anneau unique). Je suis retombée dessus par hasard et je viens apporter quelques précisions. Donc la fille c'était moi mais j'ai préféré raconter l'anecdote du point de vue du mec ça me semblait plus drôle. Cette histoire remonte à très longtemps et effectivement je suis arachnophobe à un niveau qui frôle le ridicule, et je n'ai pas pu supporter la vue de cette araignée sur le torse de ce pauvre garçon. Bon je ne me suis pas enfuie bien loin, je suis partie dans la salle de bains et en suis ressortie une fois qu'il m'a affirmé avoir remis un T-shirt :) Ceci dit l'histoire a tourné court assez rapidement car je n'ai vraiment pas été capable de surmonter ma répulsion de cette bestiole (même tatouée) et faire l'amour en T-shirt hum bon voilà quoi ... Merci de m'avoir validée et de m'avoir lue !
By zouzou - 23/04/2014 15:00 - France - Le Mans
Bonjour, je suis l'auteure de cette VDM. Dans le cadre professionnel, mon futur-ex mari fait souvent des conférences, mais je n'assiste pas toujours car j'ai aussi un métier. Étant en repos, j'ai voulu donc faire lui faire la surprise d'assister à l'une d'elle. Au début, j'ai réellement cru qu'il m'avait vu, et quand j'ai vu une autre femme se lever, j'étais très énervée. J'ai même lâché un "c*nnard" et mes voisins m'ont bien entendus. Après, c'était la fin de la conférence, donc tout le monde s'est levé. Je l'ai attendu dehors, puis je me suis avancée vers lui. Je crois qu'il était vraiment surpris. Je l'ai bien entendu giflé en lui disant qu'à son retour il devra faire ses valises. Je suis ensuite partie. Et j'attends toujours son retour, il n'est encore pas revenu chercher ses affaires, j'hésite à les donner à une association caritative !