Cauchemar en cuisine
By yatamas - 15/06/2014 00:18 - France - Marseille
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By yatamas - 15/06/2014 00:18 - France - Marseille
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By Milwokee - 11/07/2014 13:42 - France - Bordeaux
Bonjour à tous, je suis l'auteure de la VDM (création de compte post-publication... classic !), effectivement il ne s'agit pas de ma grand-mère maternelle, sinon ça n'aurait pas de sens. Pour être exacte, ce n'est pas non plus ma grand-mère paternelle, c'est la mère de mon beau-père, l'actuel mari de ma mère après que mes parents aient divorcé, donc ma belle-grand-mère, vous me suivez ? Voilà, même avec les explications c'est un peu ardu, alors j'ai préféré simplifier :) Et ne vous inquiétez pas, le temps que ma mère s'étrangle avec sa bouchée, Beau-Papa était déjà monté au créneau pour dire à cette vieille fourbe de ne pas s'adresser ainsi à sa femme. Le pauvre ne sait pas comment se sortir de cette situation, "mamie" est horrible et n'en fait qu'à sa tête... Ma mère a généralement l'intelligence de ne pas surenchérir et de se contenter d'un regard assassin, mais quand ça va trop loin, elle ne mâche pas ses mots pour remettre la marâtre à sa place ! Donc en effet, soit c'est le silence lourd soit le pugilat, en tout cas toujours un mauvais moment. Et NON ma maman n'est pas grosse, elle fait juste un poids normal pour une dame de 50 ans qui a eu trois enfants, non mais !
By Mush - 12/07/2014 10:31 - France - Montpellier
By marylinedu75 - 13/07/2014 15:10 - France - Orl
By Anonyme - 20/07/2014 22:51 - France - Niort
Salut a tous ! je suis l'auteur de la VDM ! Immense joie de voir ma petite histoire sur le site ! Quelques petites précisions sur mon tatouage: ce sont juste les contours de la carte du monde donc que les bords noir et j'ai fais ce motif a cause des nombreux voyages effectué dans ma vie qui sont marqués a jamais dans mon coeur (ou sur ma peau si je peux dire haha.) Au final, le surveillant a rigolé et m'a dit "tu aurais dû faire les lignes de tram de ta ville pendant que tu y es " et j'ai pu passer mon épreuve tranquillement ! Bisous à vous les amis !