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Bonsoir tout le monde! Alors tout d'abord, merci de m'avoir publiée, ça fait plaisir de lire viedemerde.fr à son habitude et de remarquer celle qu'on a soumise dans les plus récentes. Ensuite, oui effectivement mon frère a dix-sept ans et moi quatorze, pourtant on a vraiment des âmes d'enfants. Sur le moment oui on a eu un bon gros fou rire de cinq minutes, à tel point qu'il m'a mise au défi de la poster, et il a eu raison! :)