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By ju83 - 26/09/2013 17:59 - France
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Bonjour à toutes et à tous, Je suis l'auteure de cette VDM et, vu certains de vos commentaires, je vous dois quelques explications. Je n'ai pu être très précise en rédigeant puisque le nombre de caractères est limité. Tout à commencer de bonne heure le matin. Je sors de chez moi et remarque l'ascenseur bloqué au 4eme étage. N'écoutant que ma conscience (et n'ayant pas d'autre choix), je descends par les escaliers jusqu'à l'étage concerné pour secourir éventuellement quelqu'un qui serait resté coincé (ces 10 derniers jours, 5 personnes se sont retrouvées dans ce cas). Voyant les portes grandes ouvertes et la cabine, vide, arrêtée sur le palier, je continue mon chemin en ayant, au préalable, noté les références de l'appareil. Une charmante "Caroline" me répond au téléphone et me pose toute une série de questions auxquelles je réponds avec un maximum de détails. Mais quand elle m'a demandé si quelqu'un était coincé dans la cabine malgré les portes ouvertes, le blanc que j'ai marqué ne lui a laissé aucun doute sur la stupidité de sa question. Donc, pour résumer : la cabine était stoppée au niveau du palier, portes grandes ouvertes, sans personne à l'intérieur. Et je précise que l'entretien n'est pas fait par OTIS mais par KONÉ. En espérant avoir répondu à vos questions, je vous laisse vous délecter avec les VDM des autres auteurs. Merci à vous pour vos commentaires.
By SisterSister - 16/10/2013 13:58 - France - Poitiers
Bonjour à tous. Je suis l'auteure de la VDM. Merci beaucoup de m'avoir enfin publiée ! (et oui ma vie est une successions de VDM, mais aucune de mes anecdotes n'a été validée !). Merci pour vos commentaires. J'aimerais préciser quelque chose: si le jeune homme a parlé de galanterie, moi je m'en balance pas mal ! Quand il m'a laissée passer, je ne me suis pas dit "oh la galanterie n'est pas morte" mais plutôt "ah ! enfin quelqu'un de poli qui laisse passer les autres au lieu de s'engouffrer comme un taré". C'est le fait que ce soit intéressé du coup qui me fait dire que c'est une "VDM". Après je dois avouer que ça m'a fait beaucoup rire, et je me suis même retournée pour lui dire "ah bravo !". Il s'agissait de faire de l'humour plus qu'autre chose je pense, parce qu'en vrai, je ne suis aps si jolie que ça, et il n'a pas cherché à me draguer. Voilà !