By meantowheels - 17/01/2014 12:34 - États-Unis - Davison
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Remyleschpaetzli's favorite FMLs
By Anonyme - 19/01/2014 14:51 - France - Nogent-sur-marne
By norina - 20/01/2014 14:21 - France - Paris
By Jeanmath - 28/01/2014 11:41 - France - Bandol
By LeGrandFrère - 29/01/2014 11:06 - France
By Vineke - 01/02/2014 18:43 - France - Paris
Le culot
By Pic-Pic. - This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff - France
T'es pas chié toi
By Le Culot - This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff - France - Noisiel
Déso pas déso
By Anonyme - 23/02/2014 20:13 - France - Saint-martin-d'heres
By Triplepied - 24/02/2014 21:56 - France - Montreuil
La honte
By Anonyme - This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff - France - Sept
By jélèveuntroll - 30/03/2014 09:44 - France
By tatazizou - 03/04/2014 17:51 - France - Paris
Glissement
By Killionaire - 11/04/2014 15:40 - France - Annecy
Vive les mariés !
By anonyme - 12/04/2014 21:08 - France - Moroges
By Conference - 14/04/2014 15:32 - France - Villes
Conference tells us more.
By Anonyme - 14/04/2014 16:50 - France - Aix-en-provence
By dentifrice - 20/04/2014 14:59 - France
TA GUEUUUUUULE !
By Insomnie - 20/05/2014 00:29 - France - Marseille
By Chop1 - 22/07/2014 22:06 - France - Saumur
Bonjour, je suis l'auteure de cette VDM. Dans le cadre professionnel, mon futur-ex mari fait souvent des conférences, mais je n'assiste pas toujours car j'ai aussi un métier. Étant en repos, j'ai voulu donc faire lui faire la surprise d'assister à l'une d'elle. Au début, j'ai réellement cru qu'il m'avait vu, et quand j'ai vu une autre femme se lever, j'étais très énervée. J'ai même lâché un "c*nnard" et mes voisins m'ont bien entendus. Après, c'était la fin de la conférence, donc tout le monde s'est levé. Je l'ai attendu dehors, puis je me suis avancée vers lui. Je crois qu'il était vraiment surpris. Je l'ai bien entendu giflé en lui disant qu'à son retour il devra faire ses valises. Je suis ensuite partie. Et j'attends toujours son retour, il n'est encore pas revenu chercher ses affaires, j'hésite à les donner à une association caritative !