Macurban

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  • Saturday 03 July 1993
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The Mixer

You like to live life randomly, and we salute you.

Mobility

You are connected to FML via the mobile site or an app. How modern.

I NEED to know!

You went as far as reading the terms of use. You’re a total FML completist.

The rules are the rules

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Work is a 4-letter word

Voting on an FML in the "Work" category on a Monday morning between 8 and 9 a.m. How ironic.

Checking you out

You checked out the profile page belonging to one of the last people to have a look at your profile.

Happy month-versary

You seem to be glued to FML. Shall we set a tent up for you to sleep in?

My name is, my name is, my name is... Slim Shady?

You took your first steps inside the chatroom. Welcome!

Happy ending

Brandon may have an FML, but he ended up marrying Jessica. You found this out by reading “FML, the follow up.”

Keen reader – Level: student ninja

You have voted for 15% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.

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Night owl

You commented on an FML between 1 and 3 a.m.

This isn't what should be happening

You've set the cat off again, he's started pushing fruit out of bodies of water. Well done, wrong turn. Go back.

Santa Claus

You've looked for Santa absolutely everywhere, and you managed to find him. Well done!

Inception

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I like your style

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It's in the can!

Hey, you uploaded your photo, and you’re cute as a kitten!

Judgmental

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50 favorites

Love knows no boundaries. You’ve already added 50 FMLs to your favourites list!

Beginner

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Consolation prize

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YDI Master

You made your 500th "You deserved it" vote.

I agree, my mouse works.

200 "I agree" votes is a good start.

Who’s the fairest of them all?

This is now the third time you’ve changed your profile pic.

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Up and coming moderator

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I moderated this!

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A new thumb

You’ve used your thumb on 1000 comments.

100 kick-ass comments

100 of your comments are neither buried or moderated. Popular is your middle name!

Going for gold

You looked for gold on FML. What more do you want, money?

One more and it's business time

You've received 68 Hugs on your profile. Kinky.

Multitasking

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What'ch'all looking at?

You have put three pictures on your profile, but not necessarily pictures of your profile.

Censored

Not one, not two, but 50 pages of the Intimacy category read. No comment.

Keen reader – Level: master ninja

You have voted for 50% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.

Invader

You were outside of France when you submitted this FML

Tell us what happened next

You've commented on an FML that you sent in

50 quality comments

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I liked to the power of 20

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I’m your new creative director

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The thumb strikes back

You have left your thumbprint on 2500 comments.

The return of the thumb

You have thumbed 5000 comments.

Keen reader – Level: godlike ninja

You have voted for 100% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.

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Macurban's favorite FMLs

Virginiedetibo tells us more.

Virginiedetibo 0

En fait, c'est arrivé à ma copine Sabine mais je l'ai raconté à mon compte cette anecdote... Elle est coutumière du fait... à vrai dire, son amie la connaissant bien a rigolé à sa remarque et ne s'est pas formalisée...

monoleo tells us more.

monoleo 0

hey hey hey, je vais éclaircir quelques mysteres ! ce n'est pas un gros oiseau mais plutot je dirais un moineau ou un ptit piaf de ce genre! Finalement vu que l'impact traversait d'un bout à l'autre le pare brise, je suis allé voir directement mon garagiste. je vous ferais part du montant de la réparation en temps voulu ^^

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[SiMON] 12

Je parlais bien de chocolat en poudre dans la VDM, et non de céréales. Et non, ce n'était pas une boite pour transvaser, juste une boite qui datait de mon enfance, quand j'allais chez eux chaque semaine. Et si je n'avais plus pris de petit déjeuner là bas depuis pas mal de temps c'est parce que entre temps j'avais déménagé à l'autre bout du pays (ce qui ne veut pas dire que je ne les avait pas revu entre temps).