By Anonyme - 24/12/2015 17:19 - France - Angers
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Bonjour à tous! Je suis l'auteure de la VDM. Voilà voilà ce sont des choses qui arrivent quand on est un peu tête en l'air! En enfilant mes chaussures ce jour là, je me suis dit que personne ne le verrais, mais j'avais oublié à quel point à cet âge ils remarquent tout! Et à tout ceux qui trouvent ça dégueulasse, bah.. Toutes les femmes sont des humains comme vous enfait avec plus ou moins de poils mais AVEC des poils quand même! Bonne journée à tous :)
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Bonjour, C'est la consécration ma VDM publiée ! Alors pour éviter une guéguerre des sexes, je vais préciser l'histoire : Ma fille est fibulanophobe. c'est un joli mot savant pour dire qu'elle a peur des boutons. Ni elle, ni moi n'avions vu en l'achetant que la robe en question avait un (horrible) bouton en déco ! Ma fille qui se faisait une joie de mettre une nouvelle jolie robe s'est donc retrouvée paralysée et en pleurs (de déception autant que de peur). Ai enlevé le fameux bouton, mais elle se souvenait qu'il avait été là et n'a jamais voulu porter la robe qui est partie chez la cousine... Ce jour là, elle a fini par accepter de porter autre chose. Quand à mon fils... l'idée de l'envoyer à l'école en robe m'a parue risquée ! J'avoue ne pas avoir pensé que vous imagineriez que je voulais forcer l'un ou l'autre à se vétir comme "moi" je le souhaitais... On voit que vous ne connaissez pas mes enfants !!!