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Miss In a relationship

Anonymous 23 February 2014, 17:29 Canastota, United States 🌶️ Spicy

So cute

Today, my boyfriend wanted to take our relationship to the next level. I assumed since we live together that he meant marriage. I was wrong; the next level is me jacking him off with my feet. FML

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wondercat40 24 April 2014, 21:19 Indianapolis, United States

Today, I saw a cute guy and decided to say hi. As I started to think about things to talk about, one story in particular about a drummer who looked like Jesus stuck out in my mind. I was so nervous that instead of saying hi, I blurted out, "Some people look like Jesus!" and took off. FML

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