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By Sam - 22/04/2008 16:33
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By Sam - 22/04/2008 16:33
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By Tobak - 06/06/2008 12:50
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By nala74 - 21/06/2008 16:59
By bene75 - 09/07/2008 13:16
Coucou, Je me permets parce que c'est ma VDM. C'est pas du tout un gag, c'est véridique. La seule chose, c'est que c'était pas hier mais l'année dernière... Ma belle-mère en rit encore et j'y ai le droit à toutes les réunions de famille... Comme une conne, j'aurais dû le dire à la première personne mais j'ai pas osé... et après c'est fini on ose plus au bout de 10 minutes !! J'ai tout fait de Châtelet à Poissonnière et les gens se sont plutôt marrés quand je leur ai dit que j'allais récupérer ma tringle...
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By WorkingGirl - 05/09/2008 13:50
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By Electra - 25/09/2008 20:47
Pour ceux qui se posent la question, le liquide vaisselle était dans la salle de bain car il y a un grand placard, seul endroit où ma Mère stocke ses réserves de produits d'entretien. Oui ma chère soeur a balancé des serpillères pleines d'eau sur le liquide; oui après il y a de la mousse; oui les serpillères sont impossibles à rincer; oui il faut enlever le produit avec du papier absorbant; oui pour l'enlever il faut marcher sur un sol savonné; oui c'est moi qui, pour le coup, a eu l'air de la vachette Interville vu que ma soeur s'est barrée en courant sans assumer ses bêtises!
By killdashnine - 23/10/2008 16:46
By Trébor - 10/11/2008 15:03
By lizaco - 11/11/2008 17:04
pfff ouais....c'était vraiment la gène....et je confirme pour les septiques c'est du vrai de vrai !!! en plus je n'emploie JAMAIS cette expression !!!!! pourquoi je suis allée la sortir à ce moment là ????? j'aurais pu dire "quelle précision !!" ou "on voit que vous avez l'habitude" ou n'importe quoi d'autre !!!...la pauvre, j'étais super mal, je ne voulais pas lui faire de peine, et j'ai peur qu'elle ai cru que je l'avais fait exprès.....d'autant que j'ai mes défauts et que je vis assez mal qu'on me fasse des remarques dessus..donc vraiment j'étais mal... mais je ne lui ai rien dit, je suis partie avec mon sachet, après un moment de blanc...je ne savais pas quoi lui dire, j'avais peur de m'enfoncer..je ne voulais pas la mettre mal a l'aise encore plus...