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About Furinocturne

Bonjour je me présente; mon nom est personne. Tel Ulysse bernant Polyphème je ne dévoile rien de mon identité. Sinon que mon coeur résolument trop jeune s'est trop attendri sur ce petit dragon qui a de lui même décidé de devenir un pseudo-moi; un pseudonyme. je suis tout comme lui très gentil et affectueux ( surtout avec les jolies demoiselles ) et me laisse facilement approcher.. amateur de la culture et de la confiture; je reste cantonné ( je riz beaucoup ) à mes idéaux : un jour vous écrirez correctement. j'y crois dur comme verge et vous encourage à la pratique intensive... j'accepte les MP du moment que votre prose respecte un minimum nos amis Molière; Baudelaire; Verlaine et Rambo !

Une petite devinette puisque c'est la mode en ce moment sur vdm ! j'irai miauler à la porte de ceux qui trouvent. la devinette changera après que 15 vdmiens auront trouvé.
- mon premier sert à couvrir un lit
- mon second sort souvent lorsqu'on s'énerve
mon tout est ...?

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Maimjy 16

Je suis l'auteur de la VDM :) Vous m'avez bien fait rigoler avec certains de vos commentaires ! Alors merci, parce que sur le moment c'était pas gagné... Et pour ceux qui se sont demandés qui avait reçu le SMS, c'est moi. Je suis désolée si ça portait à confusion. Enfin, comment le rendez-vous s'est passé ? Et bien... Plutôt bien :) On est resté bons amis. Je lui ai montré la VDM, il s'est trouvé con... En fait, ça partait d'une bonne intention ^^ La destination finale n'a pas été fatale ;)