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  • C'est un peu secondaire, Comme question, non ?
  • 41 years-old
  • Saturday 21 September 1985
  • In a relationship

About Veni_risi_vici

Il m'a fallu au moins un an de visites quotidiennes pour m'inscrire. Il en faudra sûrement au moins autant avant que je ne parle de moi :)

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bon pour la suite de l'histoire, il a dit non, il est reparti avec son ex qu'il a demandé en mariage, et qui elle a dit oui..... VDM !!!

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Je ne pensais pas qu'on allait chercher les VDM aussi loin dans le temps pour les illustrer. Bonne surprise, d'autant que j'aime bien l'illu ! Bon, j'avais pas commenté à l'époque. Alors : - je me rappelle du contexte, : L'Homme évite autant que possible les courses, ça le plonge visiblement dans de grandes angoisses existentielles - mais il fait le reste de bonne grâce, féministes moralisatrices s'abstenir), je rentrais souvent très tard du boulot à cette époque, le frigo devait être presque vide ce jour là, et j'ai dû lui dire un truc du genre : "peux-tu passer faire quelques courses", ("j'ai essayé de te préserver jusque là, mais là, nous sommes à la limite de nos forces mon amour") - Il a eu, visiblement, comme une envie de retour-en-enfance, j'ai trouvé ça mignon, attendrissant et en même temps vu son âge, ça surprend, sur le coup (je veux dire, il m'avait caché jusque là ses fantasmes de P'**** Filous, sinon j'aurais pu les combler s'il n'y avait que ça pour lui faire plaisir... ). - le poisson pané, c'est quand même pas très bon (enfin, moi, j'aime pas), voire franchement insipide, et que pour être rassasié avec des petits filous (insipides aussi, hein, en plus d'avoir des couleurs bizarres), faut en manger beaucoup (je suis désormais une experte en doses suffisantes de petits filous). Voilà pour le côté "VDM". Comme beaucoup de VDM, c'est juste une anecdote où devant une situation inhabituelle, on est partagé entre le rire et l'étonnement/ la consternation (>> second degré inside) quand ça nous arrive, d'ailleurs je n'avais même pas pensé quand je l'ai soumise qu'elle serait acceptée. Si on la soumet c'est qu'on arrive à en rire ... :-) (et qu'en même temps on comprend mieux pourquoi on envoie pas l'Homme tous les jours faire les courses, quoi.)