By PékinExpress - 24/11/2015 23:24 - France - Besançon
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En ce moment j'aime bien utiliser des mots d'environ trois syllabes qui commencent par un 'f', c'est fantastique.
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Tchikitchi's favorite FMLs
Le temps passe vite dis-donc
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Pokémon, ça swingue
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By Palaccio - 17/12/2015 09:58 - France - Caen
Palaccio tells us more.
By Anonyme - 24/12/2015 17:19 - France - Angers
Flashy
By shining - This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff - France - Breuillet
By pyrocastor - 03/01/2016 23:00 - France - La Roche
By LaBaveDuCrapaud - 07/01/2016 23:40 - France - Villeneuve-la-guyard
By Phideliane - 08/01/2016 12:56 - France
Ouvrez-moi !
By mais_pourquoiiii - This FML is from back in 2016 but it's good stuff - France - Le Cannet
By _Saperlipopette_ - 12/01/2016 21:50 - France - Lyon
Maman stressée
By Anonyme - This FML is from back in 2016 but it's good stuff - France - Château-gontier
By Votomito - 21/01/2016 22:32 - France - Paris
By Anonyme - 25/01/2016 07:59 - France - Vienne
By Burp - 29/01/2016 10:21 - France - Jeumont
By Anonyme - 14/06/2012 20:21 - France - Wittenheim
Bonjour, Je suis l'auteure de la VDM (oui auteure, c'est moi qui ai fondu en larmes, mais je trouvais ça plus drôle de le raconter du point de vue de mon pauvre patron.) J'espère que les modérateurs pourront le confirmer avec l'adresse IP (bien qu'où je suis, elle change régulièrement) Déjà, je ne suis pas licenciée et on a eu les clients ! Youhoou. Ensuite, pour vous situer le contexte, je suis quelqu'un de très stressée de base, alors imaginez avec un combo malade + règles + fatigue. Je suis arrivée avec 30 minutes de retards en m'excusant avant que mon patron ne me demande si j'allais bien car j'avais l'air un peu sonné et c'est à ce moment que j'ai sorti cette phrase magique. (je suis aussi quelqu'un de spontanée et j'ai tendance à dire tout ce que j'ai en tête.) Pour le hérisson, je n'ai pas vu son "cadavre" au retour, si je l'ai vraiment écrasé, je suis désolé pour lui. J'ai horreur de faire du mal aux petites (et grosses aussi) bêtes. Les clients ont été très compréhensifs (surtout la dame qui m'a offert un café pour me "requinquer") En tout cas, merci de m'avoir validée, je peux maintenant mettre ça sur mon CV !