Incapable
By onetwoonetwo - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - France
You wanted you know what the top of the flops of all time was, and now you know.
You have voted for 100% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
You have voted for 50% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
You have voted for 15% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
Brandon may have an FML, but he ended up marrying Jessica. You found this out by reading “FML, the follow up.”
You have left your thumbprint on 2500 comments.
You had to give your opinion on this new “piece” that the whole world is talking about.
You took your first steps inside the chatroom. Welcome!
You looked for gold on FML. What more do you want, money?
You commented on an FML between 1 and 3 a.m.
You've set the cat off again, he's started pushing fruit out of bodies of water. Well done, wrong turn. Go back.
You have put three pictures on your profile, but not necessarily pictures of your profile.
You like to live life randomly, and we salute you.
You gave a Hug to someone. How cute!
You've received 68 Hugs on your profile. Kinky.
You read an FML that mentions a badge, and in return, you've been awarded a badge. A badge inside a badge.
Well done, you gave a Hug to our secret mascot!
You've looked for Santa absolutely everywhere, and you managed to find him. Well done!
See, one of you was right.
You checked out the profile page belonging to one of the last people to have a look at your profile.
Voting on an FML in the "Work" category on a Monday morning between 8 and 9 a.m. How ironic.
Reading the comment rules is a really good idea. This badge is sponsored by Alan, our moderator.
This is now the third time you’ve changed your profile pic.
200 "I agree" votes is a good start.
You made your 500th "You deserved it" vote.
You have voted "You deserved it" over 100 times.
Love knows no boundaries. You’ve already added 50 FMLs to your favourites list!
Not one, not two, but 50 pages of the Intimacy category read. No comment.
You’ve used your thumb on 1000 comments.
Hey, you uploaded your photo, and you’re cute as a kitten!
You’ve filled out the necessary details. Having done so will be much appreciated.
Editing your comments can help you avoid embarrassment, and it might make you seem smarter.
It’s nice of you to help us sort out the submissions, using FML’s moderate feature.
You are connected to FML via the mobile site or an app. How modern.
You used FML’s private messaging service for the first time. Will they reply? Wait and see…
You found out about the FML Forum, and checked it out.
You have looked through 5 pages of the website. That’s a start.
In "Moderate the FMLs", you voted Yes on a story that was subsequently published. Well done!
You were outside of France when you submitted this FML
You've commented on an FML that you sent in
100 of your comments are neither buried or moderated. Popular is your middle name!
You have thumbed 5000 comments.
Clicking to reply to a comment is a worthy thing to do. To do so without getting buried afterwards is even worthier.
You seem to be glued to FML. Shall we set a tent up for you to sleep in?
You've liked 20 FMLs, and your Facebook friends are going to like the FMLs you liked.
You have shared 20 FMLs on Twitter, your followers love you and we understand why.
See, son, moderating FMLs is like a marathon.
You left your mark on an illustrated FML’s presentation blog article.
By onetwoonetwo - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - France
By Badcat - 18/10/2011 07:25 - Reserved
By Anonyme - 18/10/2011 10:27 - France
By Julay22 - 19/10/2011 09:33 - France
By Maimjy - 22/10/2011 20:35 - France
Je suis l'auteur de la VDM :) Vous m'avez bien fait rigoler avec certains de vos commentaires ! Alors merci, parce que sur le moment c'était pas gagné... Et pour ceux qui se sont demandés qui avait reçu le SMS, c'est moi. Je suis désolée si ça portait à confusion. Enfin, comment le rendez-vous s'est passé ? Et bien... Plutôt bien :) On est resté bons amis. Je lui ai montré la VDM, il s'est trouvé con... En fait, ça partait d'une bonne intention ^^ La destination finale n'a pas été fatale ;)
By lablonde - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - Reserved
By mamie sans robe. - 30/10/2011 10:52 - France
By Anonyme - 30/10/2011 23:35 - France
By Nobleeeeeeet - 03/11/2011 00:07 - France
By Anonyme - 05/11/2011 16:38 - France
By Anonyme - 05/11/2011 19:22 - France
By Anonyme - 09/11/2011 06:29 - France
By Faaaaanny - 20/11/2011 16:41 - France
By NiquetChrome - 22/11/2011 07:12 - France
By Anonyme - 28/11/2011 05:38 - France
By Kitsu - 05/12/2011 23:23 - France
Je ne peux pas le déplacer, l'arbre à chat ;_; Si c'était que ça, je l'aurai fait. Mais quand on vit sous les combles, bah on met son matos du côté où le toit le permet. Et comme dit, ça me fait un repérage. C'est plus sympa que la croix gravée dans le sol XD (Mais quand j'ai un coup de fil du boulot, je jarte le chat depuis le coup des ronrons. Mais là, je ne m'attendais pas à ce qu'il me mettre son as de pique à 2cm du nez...)
By Anonyme - 14/12/2011 22:53 - France
By asianairlines - 18/12/2011 13:09
By mamzellejuju - 19/12/2011 22:55 - Belgique
By nouille - 05/01/2012 15:25 - France
Alors Noooon j'ai rien vu (enfin pour ce qui est du devant), il était de dos (heureusement pour mes yeux) face à une glace que j'ai évité de regarder pendant ce court instant et se "coiffait" les CHEVEUX ^^ . A peine rentrée je suis sortie !