By Shin64 - 28/06/2013 08:15 - France - Tarnos
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En ce moment j'aime bien utiliser des mots d'environ trois syllabes qui commencent par un 'f', c'est fantastique.
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By tristoune - 28/06/2013 09:51 - France - Magny-les-hameaux
Technique
By Anonyme - 01/07/2013 08:43 - France - Gignac-la-nerthe
By Wardio - 01/07/2013 19:57 - France - Thionville
By sheepoune - 04/07/2013 05:10 - Suisse - Vevey
By gong - 04/07/2013 07:19 - France - Luynes
By chanceuse - 04/07/2013 22:26 - France - Riom
By momo91 - 05/07/2013 07:17 - France - Paris
By PoP_4494 - 05/07/2013 16:19 - France - Paris
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Bonjour Je suis l'auteure de cette VDM (et je me réveille 10 mois plus tard pour répondre aux commentaires) Alors effectivement, ce n'est pas du travail à la chaîne, mais est ce que c'est pire...? Surement ! Parce que à un moment tu commences à ton mélanger, tu remets les clés usb dans les sachets en ayant oublié de les mettre dans l'ordinateur, tu les rentres à l'envers, tu éjectes alors que le fichier n'est pas collé... Et pour être sur, tu remets la clé pour vérifier.. Tout ça sur un PC très lent évidemment, sinon ça n'a aucun intérêt ! Pour la question de l'éjection de la clé... J'avoue que de temps en temps je m'accordais une folie et débranchait la clé en sautant cette étape. Mais c'est risqué :) En tout cas, merci d'avoir validé ma vie de merde ! (Qui n'aura duré que quelques jours je vous rassure, mon stage était très intéressant en dehors de ça.)
Le gros malaise
By Anonyme - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - France - Saint-ouen-des-alleux
La main verte
By Anonyme - 06/07/2013 17:54 - France - Paris
By nath9595 - 07/07/2013 08:29 - France - Soisy-sous-montmorency
By pauline - 08/07/2013 00:30 - France - Carcassonne
By royji06 - 08/07/2013 09:34 - France - Bastia
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Bonjour je suis l'auteure de cette VDM et je voudrais vous dire que c'est la grand-mère de ma fille qui lui a offert son portable et elle a 9ans (c'est ma seule fille).
By Pedobear - 08/07/2013 09:42 - France - Quincy-voisins
By sparadrah73 - 08/07/2013 10:05 - France - Chamb
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En fait non ^^ quand j'étais au sol, je n'arrivais pas à me détacher les pieds. Du coup le feu est passé au vert, puis au rouge à nouveau le temps que je me relève. (P.S : je suis content que ma vdm ait été publiée, parce que c'est du vécu)
Bonjour et bienvenue !
By Caarrive - 11/07/2013 16:31 - France
By Sofiene Rachi - 21/07/2013 01:00 - France - Messein
By la gaffeuse - 21/07/2013 13:50 - France - Martignas-sur-jalle
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By Smooth - 21/07/2013 17:26 - France - Reignier
Hey, je suis l'auteur(e ?)! J'aurai jamais pensé qu'elle serait validée, merci :D Certains de vos commentaires m'ont bien fait rire x), pour les autres qui trouvent ça un peu exagéré ou stupide, il faut pas oublier qu'on est sur VDM hein, je l'ai formulé comme ça pour que ce soit plus drôle :) Car bon, on peut pas dire que j'ai été particulièrement émue à ce moment là (il faudrait que je commence à m’inquiéter sinon...), mais j'ai trouvé ça marrant d'avoir une "trace de son passage" un peu originale x) (oui c'est pas très sexy...) Et oui, désolée de l'apprendre à certains, mais on fait tous caca et pipi, faut s'y faire :D