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By suis morte - This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff - France
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By suis morte - This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff - France
By Anonyme - 03/02/2015 12:39 - France - Paris
By massaquo - 03/02/2015 19:33 - France - Veauche
By Titi74000 - 03/02/2015 20:59 - France - Douvaine
By Eugenezelle - 03/02/2015 22:02 - France - Saint-germain-du-plain
By Anonyme - 04/02/2015 12:26 - France - Parcieux
By Anonyme - 04/02/2015 18:07 - France - Fontenay-aux-roses
By anonyme - 05/02/2015 17:58 - France
By AL'airLibre - 08/02/2015 16:09 - France - Reims
By ?? - 09/02/2015 11:48 - France - Saint-hernin
By Clotho - 09/02/2015 16:34 - France
By Anonyme - 09/02/2015 17:31 - France - Roissy-en-brie
By Coin coin - 09/02/2015 18:36 - France - Bordeaux
By JeVaisLeTuer - 10/02/2015 11:53 - France - Paris
By ThatTalk - 11/02/2015 09:01 - France - Montrouge
By Silencestdor - 11/02/2015 09:18 - France - Hure
By moi - 11/02/2015 14:01 - France - Roubaix
By Terika - 11/02/2015 14:54 - France - Breuschwickersheim
By PierreQuiRoule - 11/02/2015 21:16 - France - Bégrolles-en-mauges
By Yureka - 12/02/2015 13:38 - France
Salut, c'est moi qui ait posté la vdm (débouche le champagne). Cette anecdote est arrivée il y a quelques années (il avait alors 24 ans, maintenant il en a 27). Mon frère cuisine TRES rarement (bon il sait faire cuire les pâtes et les steaks mais les gâteaux c'est le niveau au dessus !) alors il n'avait pas l'habitude de manier un verre doseur ^^ J'étais particulièrement fatiguée ce jour-là et lui voulait absolument faire son gâteau, du coup je lui avais dit de se débrouiller tout seul comme un grand... jusqu'au moment où il est venu en panique. Au début j'ai cru qu'il me faisait une blague, puis j'ai compris qu'il était malheureusement très sérieux. J'ai dû tirer une tête très blasée et fatiguée, je l'ai fixé sans rien dire pendant cinq bonnes minutes et là les connexions dans son cerveau se sont branchées ! Quand il a pigé le fonctionnement, il s'est vraiment senti très très con sur le moment x) Par sécurité, je l'ai rejoint et on a fait ensemble son gâteau qui n'était pas mauvais du tout au final ! Il va être ravi quand je vais lui raconter que je l'ai balancé sur VDM hihihihihi Merci pour tous vos commentaires très rigolos !