L'offre de Schrödinger
By Anonyme - This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff - France - Bagnolet
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Bonjour à tous! Je suis l'auteure de la vdm! Très honnêtement surprise mais pas trop d'avoir été publié.. C'était une bonne grosse et valable VDM! Pour ceux qui se questionnent sur ma réaction: elle a été quasi nulle tant sa remarque m'a déconcertée dans un premier temps!!! Dans ce supermarché les caddies sont un peu complexes à détacher... Je ne sais pas pourquoi mais c'est comme ça! En revanche laissez moi vous dire qu'il s'est senti assez merdeux, parce que le supermarché n'étant pas énorme, je l'ai croisé dans tous les rayons pendant une demi heure...! Il ne s'est pas excusé bien entendu, par contre il ne m'a plus JAMAIS regardé dans les yeux! Enfin, je ne suis pas féministe, donc je ne suis pas non plus montée sur mes grands chevaux, et malheureusement je suis consciente que de nos jours, encore beaucoup d'hommes pensent comme ce gars. De plus, je suis du genre à ruminer ma repartie pendant trois semaines, mais sur le coup rien n'est venu avec la surprise!!!! ????