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By epekisami - 27/10/2015 12:02 - Australie
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By epekisami - 27/10/2015 12:02 - Australie
By Anonyme1508 - 27/10/2015 15:31 - France - Paris
By Paios - 27/10/2015 15:33 - Émirats arabes unis - Dubai
By tacata - This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff - France - Mouguerre
By cellequapasdbol - 27/10/2015 23:11 - France
By Surfer_Vert - 28/10/2015 14:15 - France - Paris
By Chanla - 29/10/2015 08:29 - France - Lyon
By Bonsoir - 29/10/2015 12:02 - France - Acquigny
By LaBonne - 30/07/2015 13:17 - France
By SatanEnPersonne - 30/07/2015 16:02 - France - Limoges
By jenpeuxplus - 30/07/2015 21:29 - France - Lyon
By alala - 31/07/2015 00:40 - France - Pontoise
By Laulo - 31/07/2015 10:00 - France - Retonfey
By Anonyme - This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff - Canada - Gatineau
By anonyme - 31/07/2015 16:20 - France - Paris
By Oh-Banana - 31/07/2015 17:22 - France - Sully-sur-loire
By elisa990 - 31/07/2015 20:37 - France
By La base virale VPS - 01/08/2015 07:26 - France - Montpellier
By SchoolUniform - 01/08/2015 22:16 - France - Bordeaux
By Anonyme - 02/08/2015 09:13 - France - Bagnolet
(Repost suite à une fausse manip :-( ) Hou là ! Que de commentaires... bon, quelques précisions s'imposent. Cette VDM s'est passée en... 1997 :-) sur la ligne Tours-Paris. Donc, à cette glorieuse époque, on ne demandait pas le n° de quelqu'un comme ça puisque les portables apparaissaient tout juste. Alors, le "gros suant et soufflant" qui choque... j'aurais effectivement pu utiliser un autre terme, mais, pour décrire la situation : juste après que le train se soit mis en route, pile au moment où je me disais que, pour une fois, j'avais du bol, le monsieur en question avait dû attraper le train au dernier moment après une course effrénée (d'où le "suant et soufflant"), quant au qualificatif de "gros", inutile de bondir et de me jeter vos critiques à la face, c'était bien le cas, mais, comme, personnellement, je ne suis pas adepte des tablettes de chocolat mais plutôt de la mousse, ça ne me choque pas plus que ça. Si j'avais dit "gros porc" ou autre insulte du genre, oui, mais pas dans le cas présent (perso, gros, moi j'assume mon quintal). Quant à la suite.... ben rien, je n'ai pas osé (ça reste un regret, mais bon, j'étais jeune et pas franchement à l'aise), je suis donc resté avec mon "gros suant et soufflant" à me bagarrer pour l'accoudoir pendant tout le trajet. L'avantage de la SNCF, c'est que ça alimente les VDM :-)