Ma déclaration
By Unemalchanceuse - 29/08/2016 10:43
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By Unemalchanceuse - 29/08/2016 10:43
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By Will - 04/09/2016 09:36 - France - Le Perreux
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By Profdicietdailleurs - 04/09/2016 14:52 - France
Bonjour, je suis l'auteur de cette VDM ! Tout d'abord, merci de l'avoir publiée, ça m'a au moins fait rire aujourd'hui ;) En effet je suis dans le Vaucluse, et pour la suite de l'histoire, j'ai reçu plus tard un mail pour me donner mon affectation en surnombre (être en classe avec une autre maitresse en attendant qu'un poste se libère), donc pour le moment ça va, plus qu'à attendre ! Et sinon, non je ne suis pas si bête quand même, je n'ai pas "cherché" l'information avant tout simplement car comme d'autres l'ont dit, dans l'éducation nationale, on n'a rien à dire, on attend qu'on nous nomme et on accepte notre sort. En l'occurrence, nous avons passé les trois phases où l'on fait des voeux, et comme je débute et que je n'ai pas de points, aucune de mes voeux n'a été accepté, Voila pourquoi je n'ai toujours pas de poste... Dernier arrivés derniers servis ! J'espère que ça donnera une idée plus juste de mon métier qui ne comporte pas que les bons côtés que l'on lui prête. Bonne soirée !!