L'odeur sensuelle
By just3-ski0 - 10/05/2010 19:44
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By vdm_maniac - 25/05/2010 15:25
Bonjour, je suis l'auteur et j'ai pas tout lu, mais dans l'ensemble j'ai pu voir ce qui s'est dit. 300 caractères c'est court pour une VDM, il faut aller au plus pressé. Je peux vous la refaire dans sa version intégrale. Aujourd'hui, à 15 ans, habitant d'un patelin paumé au fin fond de la meurthe et moselle, j'attends avec mes parents le couple d'invités et leur fils de 5 ans qui doivent passer. Au moment de l'apéritif, nous nous installons dans le salon, qui donne directement sur ma chambre (dans laquelle se trouve mon PC), porte non verrouillée. Sur la table, des petits récipients (une dizaine) contenant chacun des gâteaux apéro différents sont disposés. Même si je ne peux pas consommer d'arachide, on a l'habitude d'en proposer aux invités, et comme je fais bien attention à ce qu'elles restent loin de moi, je n'ai jamais eu de problème. Le gamin étant bien actif, heureux de gambader et gourmand, je n'ai pas vu quand, au cours de ses allers retours, il est allé visiter ma chambre, les cacahuètes sous le bras. Il a du voir quelque chose sur mon bureau qui l'a attiré parce que le bol a fini sa vie retourné le clavier, avant qu'on ait pu réalisé depuis le salon ce qui c'était passé. VDM Et quand j'ai posté cette VDM, j'avais déjà nettoyé le clavier, mais effectivement j'ai du prendre les gants et passer un mouchoir avec de l'alcool a 95°, pis mes parents m'ont aidé aussi.