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Pour compléter un peu l'histoire : Je suis étudiante en médecine et les fins de mois sont difficiles. Lorsqu'on m'a proposé ce job, j'ai tout de suite vu ça comme une très grande opportunité : fini les pâtes tous les soirs. J'avoue que je n'avais pas vraiment pensé aux inconvénients. Ce jour là, les enfants devaient tout ranger le bazar qu'ils avaient mis. Sauf que ce gamin avait décidé de bouder dans son coin. Je lui ai gentiment demandé de ranger ses crayons, et là, alors qu'il voulait dire "J'ai que deux mains !" il a dit "J'ai pas trois mains !", ce qui m'a fait sourire. Et comme il était de mauvaise humeur... Enfin bref, une seule possibilité dans ces moments là, sourire. Et serrer les dents. Très fort.