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By bim - 31/10/2009 13:02
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Bon, je lève le voile. Je roulais sur une 2x2 voies, à la sortie d'une ville de l'est de la France (donc bien dans l'hémisphère nord, là où la neige est plus rare en été), et j'ai "rencontré" cet objet (un long manche en bois avec une tôle galvanisée au bout) probablement "oublié" par un véhicule d'entretien sur une voie de circulation. Le temps de me rendre compte de sa nature, il était sous ma voiture et le choc résultant a brisé la pièce de protection du moteur. Laquelle a bien rempli son office, puisque ce sont les seuls dégâts, mais il me faut la remplacer. Rien de bien grave ni passionnant donc, sinon l'étrangeté de la rencontre. AdV