By Anonyme - 25/01/2013 17:41 - France - Nort-sur-erdre
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By Anonyme - 25/01/2013 17:41 - France - Nort-sur-erdre
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Bonjours, je suis l'auteur de la VDM. Alors pour plus d'explication sur la situation: Il est venu frapper chez moi une semaine après son emménagement afin de se présenter et il m'a demandé si j'avais un congélateur pour stocker de la viande surgelée car il avait depuis peu un régime alimentaire qui l'empêchait de manger des aliments trop gras (il ne m'a pas précisé que c'était à cause d'un infarctus récent). Du coup je suis allé chez lui récupérer ce qu'il voulait me donner. Et à ce moment là, il m'a demandé s'il ne faisait pas trop de bruit car il avait un home cinéma et le mettait assez fort. Et donc j'ai décidé de lui dire pour le mardi d'avant, mais le tout très gentiment. Lorsqu'il m'a dit la vérité je me suis sentie rougir et me suis excusé mais il s'est mis à rigoler. Cette anecdote c'est passé il y a un an et lorsqu'on se voyait on discutait quand même ensemble! Sinon pour la sirène, il ne l'avait pas mise car comme certains l'ont dit, ils ne la mettent qu'en cas de circulation difficile et pour le gyrophares, j'avais les volets fermés et mon lit ne se trouve pas côté route dans mon appart'! Voilà! Bonne semaine à tous!
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Bonsoir, Je suis l'auteur de la vdm. Je vais en rassurer beaucoup en vous confiant que ma copine plaisantait, bien sûr (et que la manière dont elle tourne ses plaisanteries fait que même une invention de ce type n'est pas chez elle de mauvais goût). Suite à une petite histoire complice entre nous, et parce qu'elle a un réel talent pour le théâtre, elle m'a accueilli en faisant mine d'avoir pris une grande, trèès grande décision et a maintenu le suspens très longuement avant de m'annoncer..cette fameuse idée. Au final, ce qui est le plus drôle dans l'histoire, c'est tout le jeu qu'elle a développé autour de sa plaisanterie, plus que ce qui est raconté ici, et qui serait une situation des plus sordides.. Pour commenter les derniers mots de la vdm, son boss ne la harcèle pas non plus, seulement il est un brin trop enclin aux compliments et il rêve de toute évidence un peu trop (aaah le fantasme lesbien..). Cela dit ne vous en faites pas pour nous deux, l'appartement viendra, et l'argent (au moins un petit peu) également on l'espère, mais d'une manière respectable. Merci à tous, je vois qu'il y en a qui ont rebondi sur mon histoire pour lâcher des jets de bons mots en tous genres ;)