By raphael - 12/01/2013 09:15 - France - Bonneville
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By Ninolum - 15/01/2013 11:09 - Belgique - Brussels
By UltraLoose - 15/01/2013 15:09 - France - Strasbourg
By gloopss - 15/01/2013 16:16 - France - Neuilly-sur-marne
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Débrouillarde
By CookingMama - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - France
By Emgirl - 15/01/2013 23:37 - France - Saint-genis-laval
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By Lucie032 - 18/01/2013 00:53 - France - Linas
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Salut! Je suis l'auteure de la VDM (évidement on n'est jamais connectés au bon moment!!) Oui alors effectivement c'était bien la première fois que j'y allais, je m'étais pas du tout renseignée donc je savais pas à quoi m'attendre, sur le coup je savais pas si ils allaient nous faire faire 4 loopings et un vol plané ou juste nous promener comme sur une chaise de bureau... après j'ai vu qu'effectivement j'aurais pu le faire sans barre de sécurité! #20 tu m'as trooooop rassurée à me dire que j'étais pas la seule, pasque j'me sentais c*nne un peu =D D'ailleurs un ptit coucou aux deux employés de là-bas, si vous passez par ici! hahaha En tout cas c'était très très beau, je l'ai refait une deuxième fois direct en faisant de graaaaaaands sourires aux 2 gardiens =D Bon week-end!!
By OutPuteMe - 18/01/2013 01:35 - Suisse - Buchrain
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Non je suis un manchot ! Bon ok, mes mains étaient dans mes poches telles une dame qui ne veut pas avoir froid aux mimines.
By Faitesdelaboxe - 19/01/2013 12:57 - France - Rouen
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Salut, Je suis l'auteure de cette vdm, je l'ai postée parce que la situation m'a parut vraiment originale, je ne pensais pas qu'en me levant ce matin je me retrouverai à courir pieds nus dans la neige ;) C'est pour nous endurcir je pense, quelqu'un a dit que j'aurai pu refuser, oui tout à fait et c'est d'ailleurs ce qu'a fait l'autre fille de notre groupe. Mais moi j'ai accepté et maintenant j'ai un truc drôle à raconter. Notre prof est génial et ce matin c'est clair qu'il nous a tous surpris ;) Voilou voilou
By Just - 21/01/2013 16:56 - France - Recquignies
By Anonyme - 21/01/2013 17:53 - France
By Shy - 21/01/2013 23:32 - France
Ça va mieux ?
By Anonyme - 22/01/2013 08:19 - France
By MisterJingles - 22/01/2013 10:57 - France
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Hello, je suis l'auteur de la VDM (je n'avais pas de compte lors de sa création). Wow, je ne m'attendais vraiment pas à ce qu'elle soit publiée ! J'ai survolé vos commentaires, alors, pour répondre à vos questions: Quand elle est tombée enceinte, nous étions ensemble depuis six mois, nous ne parlions pas d'avoir d'enfants pour le moment mais elle savait pertinemment que j'en voulais dans le futur. Evidemment aujourd'hui nous ne sommes plus ensembles, nous nous sommes séparés peu après. Pour sa défense, elle m'a dit que "De toute façon, je ne l'aurais pas gardé, donc à quoi bon t'en parler et te faire du mal ?". Pour l'histoire de l'amant, ça reste une option plausible, si elle m'a menti là dessus elle aurait très bien pû me cacher d'autres choses. Si je l'avais su à l'époque, j'aurais certainement voulu le garder.
By Djodjow - 22/01/2013 17:34 - France - Paris
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By debenz - 23/01/2013 18:59 - France - Marseille
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Hello, je suis l'auteur de la VDM ! Pour beaucoup qui se sont demandés la réaction de mon patron, sachez que ce dernier a bien rigolé, et qu'il m'a répliqué "une belle prime en fin de mois! " (sur le ton humoristique bien sûr, il n'est pas du tout du genre à faire marcher ses employés à la carotte) Et pour les autres qui disent que les patrons ne font pas exception à la politesse, je tiens à dire que je suis bien d'accord avec eux, mais que en l’occurrence le mien est on ne peut plus poli, et que les occasions où je pourrais lui ressortir un "Et le mot magique?" sont (heureusement) plus que rares!
In the army now
By inconnuA - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - France - Paris
By Maxtimer - 25/01/2013 20:32 - France - Bo
Pour ceux qui se demandent, je commence tôt et fais toutes les taches (aussi inintéressantes soient-elles) qui me sont demandées donc je n'ai rien à me reprocher niveau travail ^^ Je vais prochainement être embauchée (preuve que je suis encore crédible !) et j'espère avoir du boulot plus intéressant !