By Anonyme - 12/11/2012 15:02 - France
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Je suis l'auteur de la VDM. Alors pour info je suis étudiant en première année de médecine, et j'étais plongé dans un de mes cours pendant le trajet, c'est pourquoi je ne faisais pas spécialement attention aux différents arrêts (La VDM était plus claire telle que rédigée à la base, mais j'ai du l'écourter pour la faire rentrer dans la limite des 300 caractères). D'autre part on fait un changement d'amphi tous les mois, et là en l'occurence je ne suis pas encore habitué à ce trajet. Ensuite "l'inconnu" en question prend quotidiennement le même bus que moi, et ça m'est déjà arrivé de rater mon arrêt, donc j'ai simplement pris sa remarque pour de la bienveillance et c'est pour ça que je suis sorti. Et puis je ne suis pas assez parano pour me dire que c'est une simple ruse pour me piquer ma place... Du moins je ne l'étais pas avant d'en faire l'expérience haha! Il faut voir aussi que dans un bus plein c'est pas toujours évident de distinguer ce qui se passe dehors, donc j'ai suivi la petite masse de gens qui sortaient et ce n'est qu'une fois sorti du bus que j'ai réalisé que ce n'était pas (du tout) mon arrêt.
Bonjour !! Je suis l'auteure de la VDM ! Quelle joie qu'elle soit éditée !! Je n'y croyais pas !! Merci pour tous vos commentaires, certains m'ont bien faire rire :D Alors pour tout vous raconter ... J'étais assise dans mon canapé quand ma fille m'a demandé "Maman, comment as-tu rencontré Papa ?". Je lui ai donc raconté l'histoire : un jour, dans l'école où j'effectuais mes études, je suis allée aux toilettes (normal !). Sauf que c'était l'automne, il pleuvait depuis des jours et des jours, et la porte des toilettes était "gonflée d'eau", elle avait pris l'humidité. Elle bloquait donc un peu pour la fermer et l'ouvrir. C'était une porte ouvrant sur l'extérieur, et en forçant, en forçant, j'ai réussi à l'ouvrir pour sortir ! Sauf que ... derrière cette porte, il y avait un beau garçon qui passait par là et qui n'avait rien demandé à personne !! Il a reçu la porte en pleine figure. Il avait très mal au nez, je l'ai emmené à l'hôpital, pas de fracture, ouf ! On a sympathisé et de fil en aiguille ... je ne vais pas vous faire un dessin ! Et donc le lendemain de cette question, l'école de ma fille m'appelle ... Ma fille m'a expliqué qu'elle avait pensé que si Maman avait rencontré l'amour de sa vie comme ça, ça marcherait peut-être avec son amoureux. Et ... ça a marché (ou presque !!). Le petit s'est cassé le nez, mais les parents ne m'en veulent pas (je leur ai bien raconté l'histoire et ils ont dit que, bien que ce fut volontaire, c'était bien mignon !). Depuis, ma fille fait de jolis dessins à ce garçon et ils s'entendent vraiment très bien ... Nous avons également sympathisé avec les parents, et tout va pour le mieux ! Tout est bien qui finit bien ! Merci encore pour tous vos commentaires !! A bientôt !!