By Caroline - 15/02/2013 13:01 - France - Nice
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Romantique
By ppp - 15/02/2013 14:22 - France - Lille
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L'hypocrisie
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By msgsubliminal - 05/11/2012 10:12 - France - Barret
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Bonjour, Je suis l'auteure de la VDM, merci d'avoir publié ! Vos messages à tous m'ont bien fait rire, je me suis reconnue dans quelques cas car oui mon père a essayé de me présenter des jeunes collègues de boulot ^^ ! La nouvelle ne les enchantent pas vraiment je pense, mais ils acceptent, c'est ma vie comme ils disent. Mon père est un homme qui aime rigoler, taquiner. Il aime bien l'humour noir aussi ! Et il chante souvent je dois l'avouer, alors peut-être était ce une coïncidence mais je me suis sentie visée et j'ai eu une gros fou rire nerveux ! Et je dois avouer aussi que c'est pas la 1ère situation un peu gênante, encore hier je conduisais avec ma mère à côté et mon mp3 branché, et il a fallu qu'arrive la chance de Sexy sushi "le sex appeal de la policière me fait mouiller devant derrière...", gros blanc dans la voiture, j'avais envi de rire ! Et oui il y a pire, je ne me plains pas, j'ai juste été surprise !
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By alapecheauxmoule - 06/11/2012 16:31 - France - Paris
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Coucou tout le monde ! Je suis l'auteur (oui, bien féminine) de la VDM! Je ne m'attendais pas à ce que ma VDM soit publiée, c'est déjà top ! Pour répondre à vos questions, j'ai finalement rangé les crevettes dans le frigo, et le reste du repas s'est déroulé correctement, on a même fini par en rire ! Mais c'est sur qu'au moins, je le retiendrais ! Jamais plus de crevettes (qui je dois avouer, me semblent également assez vicieuses :P) Quand au dessert... Haha !
By vDm - 06/11/2012 19:46 - France - Le Havre
By JulioJulio - 06/11/2012 21:27 - France - Saint-amant-de-nou
Les enfants…
By wesh38 - 07/11/2012 19:25 - France - Seyssins
Surdoué de rien
By 1stein - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - France - Melun
By rigolito - 10/11/2012 08:10 - France
By zencrotte - 10/11/2012 14:49 - France - Bois-grenier
By Daniella94 - 11/11/2012 01:37 - France - Marseille
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On connait la chanson…
By GazTrop - 11/11/2012 18:24 - France - Chelles
Bonjour! C'est l'auteure de la VDM! :D [ Merci de m'avoir publiée! :3 ] Je viens de m'inscrire pour répondre aux questions. Tout d'abord, merci pour vos commentaires et vos petits jeux de mots qui m'ont bien remonté le moral! [ Et merci à ceux qui ont validé la VDM o/ ] Pour ceux qui me font la morale en me disant que j'aurais du lui dire que je pigeais rien... etc, c'est difficile d'avouer à une personne qu'ont voit quotidiennement et avec qui ont discute [ tant bien que mal x) ] presque tous les jours, qu'on ne pige presque rien de ce qu'il raconte! Alors un hochement de tête, un p'tit sourire, ça fait toujours plaisir [ même si c'est pas très honnête, je vous l'accorde ] et ça ne m'empêche pas d'apprécier la personne! Et pour les septiques, j'ai tout simplement essayer de décortiquer la phrase tant bien que mal! Il m'a tout de même fallu cinq bonnes minutes...[ l'accent portugais c'est vraiment chaud, dédicace à psyco_mantis xD...] Avant de me rendre compte de la bourde...J'ai quand même eut droit à un: "ça vous faire rire?" en version portugaise...Enfin,bon! Maintenant, elle ne pas mal pris et j'en suis sure qu'on pourra en rire dans quelque temps....