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Bonjour, je suis l'auteure de la VDM. Je me suis créé un compte pour pouvoir commenter, je vous en dis un peu plus. J'ai l'honneur d'être la pianiste en question, et c'est en voyant la check-liste de ma collègue que je me suis dit que ça ferait une bonne VDM. Je n'étais pas en concert à Paris (donc on ne m'a pas remboursé le ticket de métro), mais à Metz. En fait, pour le genre de salle où je jouais, il faut fournir une fiche technique (qui porte un nom dont je ne me rappelle plus) au régisseur, qui se charge de fournir ce dont ont besoin les artistes. Seulement, comme nous étions invité par une association, c'est l'association qui s'est chargé de la transmettre. Et entre le groupe et l'association, il y a eu un couac (c'est le cas de le dire) et le piano n'apparaissait pas sur la fiche technique du régisseur. Mais avec une petite explication, un joli sourire et un régisseur très gentil et compétent, on arrive toujours à s'arranger ! Il m'a donc trouver un piano (pas le steinway, mais un boston, dommage !) et j'ai pu accompagner mon concert. Ouf ! voilà pour l'histoire !
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Bonjour !
By Anonyme - This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff - France - Vaulx-en-velin
Salut salut ! Je suis l'auteur de cette VDM :) Les commentaires sont très drôles merci :p Pour la petite histoire j'ai fêté le départ d'une amie, du coup on a fini tard (ou tôt, selon le point de vue), et on est allé voter en rentrant de soirée :D Je suis serveur, et mon patron a dû se débrouiller sans moi Lundi, je lui ai dit être malade au réveil il est compréhensif heureusement :) Pour la performance non je n'ai pas pris de somnifère, mais une bonne dose d'alcool ajoutée à la fatigue accumulée de la semaine, le tout agrémenté d'une bouteille d'eau près du lit, et le tour est joué :)