By titi14 - 06/04/2014 08:28 - France
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By Lilioooo - 31/07/2014 19:34 - France
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By givetogod - 08/06/2008 09:45
givetogod tells us more.
Heu, je sais pas si c'est une expression québécoise. En tous cas c'est qu'elle a dit et ça venait du cœur... elle devrait le déposer d'ailleurs... ; ) moi je connais pas toute les expressions de Paris et encore moins celles de toute la France... J'ai rien contre son accent bien au contraire c'était le côté un peu cru que j'ai eu du mal à gérer voire qui m'a tout gâché... ; ) VDM
By durdur - 17/06/2008 11:14
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je savais par ma grand-mère que c'était un "chaud-lapin", et aussi aux nombreuses anecdotes sur sa vie sexuelle au repas de Noël chaque année!! mais bon c'est super bizarre quand même!! il y a certaines choses qui doivent rester discrètes... mais j'avoue j'ai un grand-père moderne et libéré!!! mdr mais vdm quand meme!!! J'aime bien ton com gathoune^^
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By Little_Sun - 26/08/2008 19:12
Little_Sun tells us more.
Ouai je sais c'est bizzare de feter les 9mois mais mon (maintenant EX) copain aimait faire son p'tit restau tous les mois pour ça. Finalement je lui ai dit 5 minutes apres sa bourde que cette fille c'était pas moi. Au final il m'a larguée parce qu'il avait repris contact avec elle quelques jours après. Et puis chers parisiens, je ne suis jamais allée a Paris pasque je vis a Montpellier & que j'ai d'autre spays a voir pendant mes vacances mais promis, un jour je viendrai a Paris mais j'irais pas faire des bisous sous la Tour Eiffel. Je suis vos conseils. XD
Psychanalysé
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LOL
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Y a pas d'âge
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By opinaise - 23/06/2009 16:08
Bonsoir ! Je suis l'auteure de la VDM. D'abord, merci de l'avoir publié ! Ensuite, j'ai créé un compte spécialement pour vous, pour apporter quelques petites précisions. J'ai beaucoup ris en voyant que la majeure partie des personnes qui ont commenté pensent que je suis un homme. Et bien mauvaise pioche, je suis une jeune femme :) Ensuite, j'ai été agréablement surprise de voir que beaucoup d'entre vous connaissent le fameux "rempart" ! Je me sens moins seule face à ce sentiment d'ennui profond. Quoi que le notre n'a pas duré longtemps puisque nous avons rencontré des gens fort sympathiques ! Je tiens aussi à dire que nous sommes venues à deux, et que nous ne connaissions pas les autres personnes. Cependant, nous avons fini la soirée à 11 et ce fut une bien belle soirée ! Pour ce qui est de changer de boîtes, c'était totalement impossible, à moins de vouloir faire au minimum 1h15 de route. Et puis, pour tout les TLBM, finalement j'ai passé une très bonne soirée ! Sur ce, bonne journée/soirée à vous et n'oubliez pas que si un jour vous passez par la Salvetat sur Agout, allez au rempart ;) (Mais que le Jeudi, Vendredi, Samedi ou Dimanche, sinon c'est pas ouvert, faut pas déconner non plus !)