Charabia
By Anonyme - 12/12/2013 16:17
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By Anonyme - 12/12/2013 16:17
By harmony - 12/12/2013 19:14 - France - Chalonnes-sur-loire
By Mouztic - 12/12/2013 22:15 - France - Blanquefort
By lololololo - 13/12/2013 21:37 - France
By Punklimb - 14/12/2013 08:27 - France - Mondonville
By Anonyme - 14/12/2013 10:48 - France - Pouffonds
By Lansmir - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - France - Mennecy
By Yazstone - 14/12/2013 23:17 - France - Boulogne-billancourt
By doudou - 15/12/2013 19:02 - France - Nantes
By Nex - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - France
By Sabrina - 16/12/2013 07:22 - France - Paris
By Miaaaaaaouuuuu - 16/12/2013 15:37 - France - Saint-martin-d'heres
By charlinemg - 16/12/2013 19:18 - France
Salut les petits gourmands ! Je suis l'éditrice de cette VDM et tenais, contre toute attente, à rendre compte de cette fabuleuse recherche, qui m'a value le moment le plus gênant de ma vie !
By Femme...de-menage - 16/12/2013 21:33 - France - Lyon
By Grrrrr - 17/12/2013 15:55 - France - Quevillon
By lolololol - 25/12/2013 18:01 - France
By Key_27 - 26/12/2013 12:45 - France
By Josie - 27/12/2013 21:57 - France - Montpellier
By Anonyme - 12/01/2014 17:24 - France - Ch
By Perrine.D - This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff - France - Meschers
Bonjour, je suis l'auteur de cette VDM :D (je n'étais pas connecté au moment où je l'ai soumise). Donc tout d'abord, mon père n'est pas un tyran... enfin un petit peu si vous pensez que prendre de l'argent pour des douches qui dépassent 5 minutes n'est pas normal (pour moi c'est n'est PAS normal). Enfin bref, il m'a toujours puni bizarrement mais là, j'ai trouve ça un peu abusé quand même et j'ai pensé que sur VDM cela ferait une drôle d'anecdote. Et apparemment j'avais raison ! :) Mon bulletin n'était pas si mauvais que ça mais j'avais quelques petits bavardages dans certaines matières alors ça ne lui a pas trop plu... Sa punition m'a beaucoup fait rire mais si j'étais un peu dégoûté au début, surtout que l'année dernière, c'est mon frère qui a mangé au moins 10 de mes chocolats (dont le 24..). On en rigolera dans quelques années et je pense qu'il me le rendra dans quelques jours. Voilà merci beaucoup d'avoir validé ! :) (c'est ma 4ème VDM publiée, je suis trop heureux) :D